Wo-oh black Betty, bam a lam

Just get him to go slow and warn you just before.

Has it? At last, some good news.

Happy Birthday handsome xx

That’s great! Next step - kneading biscuits on your chest.

I would, but I can’t be arsed to get off my sofa

I agree completely, if the lip synch is the deciding factor the runner up won it. But I do think the winner was the better contestant overall. #Janedontwasrobbed

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Dayumn 😍🤤

The fact that news programs, opposition MP’s, comedians and Joe Public all KNEW that Mandy’s a wrongun and that was why he was going to Trump. They’re birds of a feather.

While it might be the case they will do those things, the public don’t see that.
I’m unaware how long their sentences are, but I imagine their ages will play a part in an early release.
You can bet that Faridge and his Tory mates will have them shipped onto a Reform stage asap.

I cant see the point in jailing them. They should have been made to do Community Service - work with asylum seekers/refugees or the homeless. Or even have them scrubbing graffiti, but something the public could see them doing.

They only see the problem once it affects THEM. F**k anyone else that Tango Tits might screw over.

Captain Biscuit agrees wholeheartedly too

Asking for help and getting some help is a tough thing to do, so I hope you appreciate how much you’ve achieved already. I hope the treatment helps and you feel less anxious soon. You’ve got this x

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Something is definitely going on 😂

Too soon! (I’m 51) 🤣

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Get yourself some Pepto bismal chuck

That’s a poll I’d be happy to see

Someone please keep that demented, orange, old fart away from a phone/computer. Also, remove his Christofascist enablers while you’re there.

Regards

the ENTIRE WORLD.

Belated Birthday wishes x

Do what you need to, but please reach out for more help if you need it. You are *not* alone. Sending you big hugs x

At least it’s got a flared base… 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

#rpdr Lalapaloser thing? What a yawn fest. 😤

Just to piss you off

Pretty sure it’s not. Israel THE STATE isn’t a religion. The Dumbfuk

Why aren’t senators and representatives calling him out??? Across the pond here, we think the guy is Cray Cray and needs putting out to pasture asap!

Seriously though, how are even Republicans alright with this nightmare?!

Are you talking about Jeezuz or The Tango Tosspot?

Do you think he just misspelled BORED?