more like trans day of venmo me amirite

who up drunk responding to they fav FDNY hockey player’s instagram story

less than 10 minutes into the annual FDNY vs NYPD hockey game and there’s already been a brawl.fuck those pigs UP boys🫡 🚒 👨‍🚒

learning how to hit a bong and bestie said “it’s more scared of you than you are of it”

it’s me btw im her

the drunkest woman you’ve ever met: i’m just a little tipsy

last night i got stoned after work and started a g0fundme to buy cigarettes. squeaky wheel gets the grease etc etc

god grant me the SSRIs to accept the things i cannot change, the Concerta to change the things i can, and the insurance to pay the difference

vibes are IMMACULATE in the brooklyn bar scene after Zohran’s victory. i have somewhere to be at 8am. so does everyone else. and yet we celebrate

a closeup photo of a digital bar tab signed “drunk girls for Zohran”

white girl wasted for zohran

canvassed for zohran mamdani yesterday in the pouring rain hashtag wet girls for zohran

A photo of a man’s hand holding a syringe filled with a suspiciously blue-green solution

one of my participants came into the OPC today with that baja blast fetty. live más baby

Fuckin hell

happy birthday to me to all who celebrate

suuurrrre!

making cheesecake with a special ingredient

making cheesecake at 10pm had to light the mom signal

a screenshot of outgoing texts that read “omg charli xcx just came on. they know”

did coke at a hockey game

can’t believe my entire life i was made to feel lazy and incompetent for my adhd and now these bitches are using AI to make their grocery lists. you people cant do ANYTHING

Trump removing T from LGBT on federal websites but not doing anything about cost of living… bro ur worried about the wrong eggs

day 1 of phlebotomy training ✅

standard deduction kinda year 😪😪😪

the OTHER certainty starting to look better rn

help I needed a couple hundred bucks so I started filing my taxes but I fucking OWE??? help

this reminds me of one time when we put on animal planet in the drop-in center because people were about to fistfight over which movie to watch and the entire room stopped bickering to cheer on the cheetah-antelope chase like it was the kentucky derby

A cute little orange monkey family on the TV perched in a wintry tree. The closed captions read, “He’s going to try to overthrow our baby girl’s dad”. The tension is palpable

the drama is riveting

A wall mounted TV above a safe injection booth displaying a really cool lookin orange monkey screeching from a snowy tree branch

playing nature docs in the safe injection site today. big hit amongst our speedballers

my mom texted me at 2:30am last night to ask if I wear a medical ID bracelet for my penicillin allergy so I guess we know where I get the anxiety from

asked the bartender to close me out and he said “I got you” god is good

[standing in a circle with strangers in the dive bar bathroom, tapping my coke spoon against the baggie] i’d like to make a toast…