Well that was horrible but a very welcome 3 pts!

I would 100% rather see donnarumma go than Trafford

Town bound for some pre-match liveners!

Iran is a country run by religious fanatics.

Meanwhile: Trump’s spiritual advisor. 👇

Brighton keeper had a mare there

Maybe the reason why there are so many potholes isn't because the council aren't doing their job, but because so many of you selfish pricks are driving round in 3 ton SUVs

🚨NEW MOON PICTURES🚨

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon.

2 1/4 wins in 2 days!

So under Southgate we were a bit dull but effective. Tuchel has managed to keep the dull bit but rid them of the effectiveness

Top day out at the women's derby!

Be nice if the men were even half as effective from crosses and corners as the women are!

6 game ban

I'd happily take a 3 match ban for what I'd do if i were a professional footballer

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Called it🤣

Since when did the officials get mascots to walk out with? Imagine the conversation? Son, I've just heard back, you're walking out with the teams for city v Madrid. Wow, who am i walking out with? Haaland? Viniscus jnr? No son, the lino....

So we all ready for 20mins of possession without scoring followed by Madrid scoring on the break?

League is done

Our ineffectiveness at corners will one day provide a research student with an area to study

Been saying it all season. Apart from shot stopping he's a useless shite that I didn't want us to buy, and stand by that statement. I'd start Trafford EVERY weekend

Useless shite of a goalkeeper with anything other than shot stopping

Donnarumma can fuck right off

What a beautiful beautiful goal from a beautiful beautiful footballer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

We're all waiting for west ham to score on the counter attack right?

Commentators making a big deal about how we respond to the arsenal result..... Needed to win either way so makes no difference

It's the competition i care the least about and the one we've the least chance of winning so going out early isn't a bad thing

Bad from Nico. Awful from donnarumma

There's spurs fans sitting at home watching this knowing they've already spent £80 to watch the second leg of this

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Anyone thought that Phil Foden's loss of form might be down to his new shit hairdo?