boys ask claude. men ask jeeves.

Cut my thumb on my new knife (ive never had a good knife before) but i dont have fingertip bandages so i went to the pharmacy. Why am i spending time fixing the receipt printer at self-checkout when I have a wound to dress? 😂

The pre jiu-jitsu playlist is just basically all 春ねむり [Haru Nemuri] at this point. Idk if crying before training is a normal thing but it’s helpful for me.

Idk about you but I love using my work printer to make magic cards

Watching FMA Brotherhood in the background while I cook because I need to indulge in its anti-fascist fantasy.

Just said “reading the email explains the email” in response to someone pointing out that a detail I asked about was explained in a previous email in the chain.

Cyclists: if I’m stopped at a red light and you run it to pass me, you better be too fast to be caught. If you’re slower than me, and now I have to go slow because I caught up to you, you are not fast enough to be skipping the queue of cyclists waiting for the light.

A spreadsheet leaderboard d

The best part of Valorant is VFL, the best part of VFL is anti-VFL, and the best part of anti-VFL is

ME BABY LETS GO! Praise the glue \[T]/

I’ve noticed long-running successful restaurants who’ve never had posters starting to hang AI posters of food in their windows. Why? I can’t eat an image. That’s not a thing anyone in your kitchen knows how to make. Why are you doing this?

This author definitely thinks Born In The USA is apolitical.

>a principled northerner sining ‘it’s us against them and they’re winning’

Yup no politics here! No deeper idealogical meaning to be extracted and applied to the climate of 2010.

It just flabbergasts me that incurious people end up in professions like art critic.

Been getting back into Titus Andronicus (because I’m angry and sad) and I stumbled upon a review of The Monitor where the author wrote about how refreshing it was to hear an apolitical punk album 😭

Like even setting aside the thematic backdrop that is the Civil War, the album’s politics are clear.

Just saw an ad for some ai assistant where the protagonist asked “what are some good discussion points for Moby Dick” and then went and sat down with her book-friends and said something like “let’s start with revenge”

Girl did you read it? Is this an ad for cheating at the bookclub YOURE HOSTING?😩😭

Idk why ppl are so impressed by the ghibli filter it doesn’t even give old people crazy goblin noses.

I’m sure I’m going to hear about the Signal leak as constantly and for as many years as I heard about Hilary’s emails, right?

When I was a teenager you’d be kicked out of the friend group for rolling too many joints that canoed. Teenage me would be ashamed of current me for continuing to buy prerolls from dispensaries.

Ngl I kinda love seeing posts with “tattoo regret” in the title and a picture of a tattoo that I think is trash.

A muscular man (who disrespected Makoto, sailor Jupiter) saying “no girl talks to me like that” when she calls him out on his rudeness, and right when he goes to touch her, she flips him onto his back

Happy International Women’s Day 😌

Today I had one of my TMs tell me they thought I was 24 and I had a bouncer let me into a bar without being carded. So I just have no idea what kinda vibes i’m giving out

The population change on the Orange Line when going from one side of North Station to the other is wild

Another article that was a wonder to edit and see come to life and one of so many reminders why I love editing so, so much. Highly recommend checking this one out!

New Monster Hunter looks like dogshit on my PC 😭

Saying that Christopher Daniels is “returning the favor” in reference to Hangman fucking up his neck and forcing him into retirement is diabolical.

How I feel every time I open my Steam Library or the Jump app

White woman in a bright yellow ballgown in an underground car park with an alligator on a leash Photo credit: Claude Vanheye, Amsterdam (1979) Dress - Fong Leng.

This photo of Kate Bush is SOMETHING ELSE

I’m behind on Dandadan but these pages are so good

Uhhhhhhhhhhh strap up Harley Cameron holy shit

I want Hangman to beat the shit out of me.

The world is on fire and politics are nightmare. I’m gonna be horny on main

I love watching Hangman beat the shit out of people