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Fountain Drew Code Red 😎

Whoa whoa! The windows to my soul are up here, bud!

I'm a fountain of wisdom, you see.

The eyes are the eyes of the face.

Good to know 👀

Who am I kidding, I'm also cringe.

I am not cringe. I am camp.

My friend Katie, cheesin' for the camera while we walk through a neighborhood on our way to an event.

A bright red bicycle leaned up against a green fence that's protecting a small inner-city tree, surrounded by overgrown grass.

Katie, focused on her whittling project while we wait on the sidewalk for her to get a hat embroidered at the fabric swap event we attended.

Sunny day in Los Angeles on the sidewalk, pillowy clouds in the blue sky, a red bike sitting in the sun, and a person checking his phone in the cool shade.

Fun pictures I took hangin' out with my friend Katie Aldworth on Saturday! Pocket Dispo Pro lens, #FujifilmXpro2, post-processed in Photoshop.

I love taking a photo where the subject is just slightly out of focus (even if some unintended part of the picture is razor sharp). There's something so nostalgic and textural and happy-accident about it. Embrace the imperfect. Leave the fingerprints. 💖

Kinda both, haha.

You're a real one. <3

A photo of me holding up a dark green, fancy drink. I've got a black shirt and ball cap on, and a green next strap holding my camera (out of frame). It's a vibe.

This yuzu matcha tonic was good. I won't soon forget it.

These are RIDONKULOUSLY cute! Make them real please! 😭❤️

No Meghan, you THRIVE from this!

The best part about going to physical therapy is not the slow and steady healing of my wrist, but the opportunity to make my physical therapist and fellow patients laugh. I love a captive audience!

Today I became somebody who owns Resident Evil: Apocalypse on DVD and now I feel complete as a person.

Final day to join for this twisty treat! 🥨💕

I'm excited to announce that I'm opening commissions again! 🎨 You can find all of the details in the included images. If you are interested in a commission, please read through it all thoroughly before sending me an email. I look forward to working with you! DrewGreenDraws@gmail.com

I was thinking that too, haha. Honestly, I want that rubber see-through jumpsuit he wakes up in. It's a look!

Project Hail Mary was great! It finds a lovely balance between the very sci-fi-y elements, and being a really accessible story about finding your own purpose. It never went over my head, and I just really dug it. Gosling was great, but the friend he makes along the way was even better.

I miss it too, and I always love seeing you around! Wishing you luck and good vibes. <3

A very simplified bust portrait of two blobby white people figures in front of a blobby tropical background.

The best thing I've ever drawn.

The letters "AI" in a crossed out circle to signify that this artist doesn't use AI in his work. It's in pink, red, and white, so it's cute!

I made this lil' badge to put on my Patreon banner, just to be extra clear. No AI, but make it cute!

DO get it twisted with April's pretzel-inspired sticker! 🥨💚

Join my Patreon at the Pinup Sticker Club tier by April 3rd 2026 to get this salty snack mailed directly to you!

patreon.com/drewgreen

Special mention to truly one of the most delightful new additions, the dang flower suit. Oh my god. Mario is so gay and cute in his lil' flower suit! It might be up there with the cat suit as my favorite Mario power up.

I do think the Mario Wonder DLC is a bit overpriced, but I gotta say, those Koopaling battles (and especially the re-fights) are some of the absolute best boss battles in Mario series history. They've got great variety and a bit of bite to them, and they're a visual treat. Fabulous stuff!

Most good ideas start out with some absolute dogshit drawings and that's normal and okay and good actually.

Currently planning a personal project where the initials of the title are "HP" and I'm literally gonna add a word to it or something so it doesn't have the same initials as Harry Potter and yes I'm fully fucking serious.

What if, instead of a midlife crisis, I just had a whole life crisis? What if we're all just doing that? I think we're all just doing that.