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6 panel comic. panel 1-5 is chill guy sleeping through his alarm as it beeps loudly, as the day goes by. panel 6 is overlayed with the text: "Carbon Monoxide Poisoning is not funny- Make sure to have CO alarms in your home and to check them twice a year to make sure the batteries are working properly". end comic.

PSA

Grabbin the last beer at your bro’s bacon party? Yeah, that’s what I call a Guy Move ™

Just copped this

Team Fortress 2

How it feels to like friends' posts online!!

Its not a business! It’s a public good! And it’s not “running out of money,” either. Republicans deliberately created this illusion by requiring USPS to prefund pensions *75 years* into the future. Literally no other agency (or business, lol) requires this.

Baby, wake up, new Iran Lego AI video just dropped

you're asking a lot of questions that my unprompted im not friends with epstein speech answered already

Grandpa Nutmeg stands at a bus stop beside a businessman holding a briefcase. Grandpa Nutmeg has Heathcliff perched on top of his head, and the businessman has a greg cat on top of his. The businessman says "I'm new to the area."

01 Apr 2026

case in point, the people he highlighted are deleting their accounts over the abuse he has directed to them

if a cis person had to experience for an hour what trans people put up with every day they would explode.

Here comes all the unfunny shit

Ok so are we FINALLY ready to talk about how fandom misandrists are fetishizing MLW relationships? Or am I once again going to have my voice silenced like when I tried to have this conversation with my idiot grandson

China to help Cuba with solar energy amid US oil blockade and total power outage Beijing will ‘intensify its support’ to Havana after around 10.9 million people were left without power amid an ongoing energy crisis.

"Donors from China have already given 5,000 “household” solar energy equipment sets for installation at three Cuban clinics and a home for the elderly, Chinese official news agency Xinhua said on Thursday."

www.scmp.com/economy/chin...

perpetual reminder that Neil Druckmann, based the conflict in The Last of Us off his anger about Israeli soldiers being killed, the ‘border’ architecture in the game is based off the West Bank, and Naughty Dog has exploited some of its devs almost to death

(picture of Mouser from super mario bros 2) Mouser It is a bomber of bad dreams that destroys good dreams. It is proud and it doesn't believe that it is just a mouse.

“Love” is one of the most popular tropes in the Romance genre

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.

a lil funny any time adobe fucks up, ya see lots of gimp hate.

it's no alternative for any other program. no kidding it can't do photoshop shit... it does gimp shit!!

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto. Miku is taking a selfie with the caption "finally convinced her to go to the gym! 💪" while Teto is barely able to bench press, as the weights fall on her

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mallow put on some youtube poops on the hotel room's TV during the final night, and we all started howling with laughter over this whole segment

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

no exaggeration

Goddamn, but I'm tired of living like this.

when white people get so worked up they start turning red >>>>