Everybody acts tough until Howl brings his castle to the McDonald's drive-thru line, wanting a double cheeseburger and nuggies.

(Could I scroll away? Could I make an active effort to avoid spoilers? Sure. Do I actually care if I get spoiled? Not in the slightest. This mass delusion is too hilarious to avoid.)

I had a whole conversation this morning about the stranger things finale before the other person realized I haven’t seen it yet…that’s on conformity gate I guess

Some storygraph stats…wind and truth being my longest read doesn’t surprise me at ALL

The problem with celiacs is…did I get food poisoning or were those noodles not gluten free

The thing that really bothers me about podcast and tv ads is that they are sooooo much louder than the content. You’ll have it all the way up to hear the whispering and then it’s like having an air horn go off in your ears

Does anyone know why the best horror of the year series is all over the place in terms of audiobooks? Only like half the volumes have audiobooks and mostly not consecutively

If it was only off by like a couple, I’d be less confused. Why is there a difference of like 30 😭😭😭 and it can’t be rereads bc maybe 6 of my books were rereads this year

Goodreads has no clue how many books I’ve read…why are there 3 different numbers

a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips . Alt: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips .

When you wanna read but your eyes are already giving out

Picture of an ebook page that says “previously in the city of spires series”

God bless any author who does a summary of the previous book(s) at the beginning 🙏🏼

Lowkey need someone to come read me the rest of city of betrayal, bc things are heating up but every time I try to read my migraine comes back. Literally I only have 10% left 😭 (and then 2 more books)

It by Stephen king 😂😂😂 but I gave up, I’m just not in the mood

If the only way you can show a character is an asshole is by throwing slur after slur at the reader, your writing is insanely lazy. I don’t want to read 30 slurs in the first hour of a book. I’m learning ones I’ve never even heard before. 🤡

Some Christmas card picture outtakes

I dreamt that I left my dog in the car for what was supposed to be a few minutes, but then I got stuck in faerie for 40 years 😭😭😭

scented character candles are a TRAP

I don’t care if scientists solve the secret to eternal life. What i WANT is for them to discover the secret to stop dust from accumulating and re-accumulating. I’m TIRED of Dusting!

Hmm we’ve come to the climax of our sci-fi movie, what should we do? Oh I know! Use a TON of flashing lights so you can’t tell what’s going on! Classic!

a red stuffed animal is laying on the ground with a hammer and a stick . ALT: a red stuffed animal is laying on the ground with a hammer and a stick .

Hoopla removed not just the book I was reading but the entire series

I thought I saw the fox in our back woods again. That bushy tail running away. But I went around the corner and it turned out to be a really fat squirrel

One thing about me is you will NEVER catch me waiting for hours outside a store in the wee hours of morning just to maybe or maybe not get a product. 🐻

dreamt I was good at math last night, isn’t that wild

THANK GOD I thought it was just my phone 🙏🏼 love you Libby!

High republic peeps is into the light or valiant vow first? (Or does it not matter 😂)

I feel like malevolent is just 95% Arthur getting his ass kicked

a cartoon cat is celebrating with confetti flying around it ALT: a cartoon cat is celebrating with confetti flying around it

Congratulations! Very well deserved! I LOVED that book!!!

Black and white shih tzu with messy hair

Why does my dog look like an angry pilgrim in this picture

Book titled sex with kings: 500 years of adultery, power, rivalry, and revenge.

While in the waiting room this morning, the person next to me had a stack of Christian books/Bible study type stuff. Meanwhile I was reading this. Sadly I was reading on my phone so the pure comedy was not realized