Sesame Street: Milk Song YouTube video by Sesame Street

Oh I thought everyone was excited for Milksong

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized to look like an original Game Boy game. Bobby Hill is shouting "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

Popping in with 2400dpi art scans/600dpi page scans that I just uploaded for the "Million Publications" guide for the original Legend of #Zelda. It's a small guide on bad paper but it has some of the most absolutely adorable pieces of art. Find it here: archive.org/details/guid...

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Coffee is the coffee machine’s pee.

Hell yeah

Chinese Ai vs US Ai - feels like an appropriate time to share this scene from the show (2018)

Oh sweet, that was a new Mario Kart? I truly just thought they were showing one of the 4,000 MK8DX city tracks I’ve never played

Panel 1: a rat says, "The thing to remember about the past is it mostly sucked shit." Panel 2: the author as an adolescent says, "You cannot trust a nostalgic person. Everything stank like cigarettes. Everything." Panel 3: A duck with a mullet and spiked hair such as the author once wore says, "If you got to do the 90s over again, you would not have been cool -- you would have been bored in a way no longer fathomable in an empty paranoid suburb." Panel 4: the rat appears one last time, saying, "You would have choked swallowing your true self just to go along with the people around you enough to have some okay friends or at least to hide from beady-eyed townie torture." There are scratched out words at the bottom.

bored in a way no longer fathomable

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Whoa I got this exact clock for Christmas in 1998

The next evening when he went to bed he looked at the factory and said sleepily, ‘Please let there be fun… please let there be fun…’. And that night, his dream showed him a powerful, happy, fun-loving gorilla who led Nathaniel to wondrous places… and did exactly what Nathaniel told him. Nathaniel was having fun. Source: web.archive.org/web/20030903092915/http://www.nintendo.com/corp/annual99/pdf/nclar99_storybook.pdf

Extremely stylized drawing of Donkey Kong showing a little boy "wondrous places", from a promotional story book included with Nintendo's 1999 corporate annual report.

A homemade cinnamon roll that has not gone stale

This is what heroism looks like

Dutifully eating all the homemade cinnamon rolls so they don’t go stale

It’s so cutting when British people dryly list examples of something and then say “Shall I go on?”

I have no hangups about being a man who’s old enough to remember rewinding the cassette tape in the answering machine but also talks about vibes a lot. I won’t apologize for saying idiotic things like “The VI in Final Fantasy VI is short for Vibes”

Any AA battery would be proud to use up all of its juice in only like 6 minutes to serve these immaculate vibes

I watched this whole 1 hour and 45 minute movie in one sitting despite my pitiful attention span because it was just that captivating. Highly recommended funny and sincere absurd wackiness

Kirby had to fight this dog in outer space after it possessed the body of King Dedede

Bras are older than you think—much older Underwires and flame resistance are only the latest innovations in a millennia-long struggle to keep the girls in line.

Don’t be so sure, I think dinosaurs wore bras. Jurassic Park was very hard for me to watch www.nationalgeographic.com/premium/arti...

Wouldn’t be surprised if Leno had a full late-in-life Kefka from Final Fantasy arc. All ascending to a floating continent and moving some sacred statues out of alignment. “Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Uwa ha ha~”

If your antique store isn't a dangerous labyrinth that takes up multiple floors of 3 separate early 20th century storefronts with doors knocked through the brick walls to join them into one Symphony Of The Night castle of deals then frankly I'm not interested.

DK RAP - Grant Kirkhope feat. Substantial (Rare Treats: Donkey Kong 64 Revisited) YouTube video by Materia Collective

THE DK RAP IS BACK!!!! I've been dying to share with this with you all, Substantial did an amazing job bringing the worst rap track in the history of rap tracks up to date, a bit of guitar from me too! O-KAY!!!!!! youtu.be/V1zpE20K4Wk art by @kevbayliss.bsky.social

An audacious yeti riding a large snowball down a snowy hill. It’s a drawing of Umaro from Final Fantasy VI by Yoshitaka Amano. It symbolizes coldness

39 degrees outside in California

Dude, I’d be pissed off, too.