This is the 4th time this week and it’s litteraly Thursday

Fam, my tummy hurts when I eat literally anything, I am in a permanent state of tummy hurty :cc

Would now be a good time to reveal that I’m in your walls?

They did like a week after the ban was lifted :)

I got this same thing ages ago, before I even spoke to a single person using the chat function, this platform is just cooked

Wow, rude! But okay~

You ever consider just working at a gym?

Aight, but whoever eat me is gonna get high as shit

Sometimes I forget you’re literally a dog

Having naturally sharp canines is actually really fucking annoying because my dumbass accidentally bites my lips all the time, and that shit hurt :)

Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking!

Wtf is a doot doot by skrilla?this only raises more questions! Aghhh

Man I’m in my 20’s I’m too old for this 6,7 bullshit, I’ve asked so many people what it means and no one can give me a definitive answer >:c what the fuck does it even mean :c I feel like a boomer having memes explained to me

Close enough, Australia

I can’t, it’s 110 degrees :c

Dad says I’m not allowed :c

Same, but I don’t complain about it. I just hide all his deodorant in the bin c: works wonders!

if i dont get constant attention from dad i curl up and die like a spider

Aight, we goin to the antique spoon store though

I have this, he wakes me up at 6AM everyday which is great because I get to work on time, but I’m also too tired and grumpy to be woken up at 6AM
2/5 stars, do not recommend!

My husband gets mad when I’m begging for attention but like, he’s the one depriving me of attention? I should be mad at him >:c

Sniff~

This is 30% of my mornings, life is bliss

Drinking and smoking a jazz cigarette

Believe me, it’s hot, but it’s also annoying

Don’t feel so bad, I quit smoking 10 years ago and I still turn into an angry little goblin if I don’t have my nicotine gum

Idk but I’ll put in every cent I have

How tf does one obtain that many license plates, I’m honestly impressed.

Okay, name one time you weren’t silly.

If you are circle, you can roll, roll is faster than run (assuming it’s downhill) therefore rolling is peak mobility.