dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

News! Christopher Franke has just released a ton of Babylon 5 soundtracks on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music, Amazon Music, Pandora and others: six large volumes and smaller, six episodic soundtracks. Available yea unto this very moment.

@jillpantozzi.bsky.social

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

imagine sitting on a potential challenger to the current bloc of social media platforms people are on but dislike for various reasons and going "no, no I must burn through my userbase's goodwill as fast as possible because I'm too bitter that funny trans women are more popular than AI dweebs"

New scene in Avengers: Endgame

This is canon now and ties into Doomsday

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before theonion.com/disney-promises-star-war...

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

There’s a moment when studying American history when you realize that with less than a handful of exceptions the Presidency has been filled with criminals, grifters, moral deviants, and
mediocrities, and the fairly recent development of treating the office like a king is a nation-shattering tragedy.

"Well, I know when we're not wanted. I know when we should just go home. Now is not one of those times." – Yakko Warner

Who benefits from a movie about pop culture's most famous redistributor of generational wealth and exorbitant taxes rethinking a lifetime of terrorizing the rich and powerful? 🤔

I guess there's a trailer for that new "Hey Maybe I Was Actually Wrong to Devote My Life to Shooting Rich People in the Neck" Robin Hood movie.

Fuck that.

Read Lex Croucher's NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART instead.

the clown show that is bsky’s team punching themselves in the dick over and over about generative ai in their coding is probablt way funnier and less depressing than anything happening on twitter i imagine

Hey, cool. I am on that fucking clanker techbro whiny baby cuck list. I was worried for a second.

I know I don't talk about it a lot...but anyone who makes, uses, or proselytizes AI should be stabbed repeatedly in the face with a No. 2 pencil.

A lot of conflict can be solved with negotiation.

Negotiation can include the application of short, quick bursts of violence. Pain is corrective.

Turns out "celebrity roast" and "eat the rich" are two different concepts. I know that now.

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

BTS pictures from the set of season 3 of WEDNESDAY are starting to pop up online and I swear I'll be normal about it. Totally normal.

I mean, ya gotta flip the order for it to work, but...

Paramount is rumored to be releasing a 4K edition of the Avatar movie that absolutely NO ONE fucking liked.

Meanwhile there's a Near Dark shaped hole on my shelf.

I'm never going to understand why I should not love immigrants just as much as I love anyone else. It's like the biggest moral issue of our times for a lot of people and it's totally meaningless. Lemme solve it real quick: line on map doesn't matter, human matters.

Martin Yan is the man!

I liked Burt Wolf, too, because his show was part travel show, part cooking show. (I also just learned he passed away in January.)

I remember watching, like, three hours of cooking shows on PBS on Sunday afternoons as a kid. I miss that.

Somewhere in the multiverse, that show succeeded like it was supposed to and ran for seven seasons instead of whatever the fuck The X-Files turned into...

And, while I know there were people who liked the recent show, the fact that no one is writing a QUANTUM LEAP series about Sam's daughter searching history for her dad is maddening. MADDENING!

• Warehouse 13
• The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
• Power Pack
• Adventures of the Gummi Bears
• Bionic Six

I was excited about this...until Sandy turned into an AI shill.

Alex Garland's 'Elden Ring' Movie At A24 Sets March 2028 Release A24 and Bandai Namco Entertainment will release a feature adaptation of the hit video game Elden Ring on March 3, 2028.

I know absolutely nothing about the game.

BUT –

Cailee Spaeny, Havana Rose Liu, and Ruby Cruz?!?!?! I... I gotta go...

“They rebooted as the Milwaukee Brewers? I didn’t want the damn admin profile.”

Techno-republic? So, like Piltover? Get Jinxed, motherfuckers.