This is a screenshot of a digitized version of a newspaper. Title: smoking while at bat Date: Tuesday, May 8, 1860 Text: “Holder, who was indulging in the pleasure of the weed, while at the bat, struck out.” Source: New York Sunday Mercury

We used to be a society

this the shit I been up to

Nun

Okay still no dice but any second now I bet. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to come up with a single original thought since then

Right???

😇 I’m still rooting for everyone to be nicer to them but they have made that stance MUCH harder over the past week oof

“You ever watch the light fade out of a grown man’s eyes as he realizes he’s just lost the power and social currency that he’s identified as being his personality for his whole life” is a crazy quote and crazier yet that it came from @backlinenurse.bsky.social about Umpires in Baseball

This is a public service announcement poster with a disembodied green hand lifting the page of a calendar to reveal a black and white photo of a crowd underneath. Text: “SYPHILIS: A million new victims each year”

Goddd syphilis PSA posters from the ‘40s absolutely fuckin riiiip.

Artist: Dorothy Darling Fellnagel.
United States Public Health Office (1941).

It’s me and I still refuse to get into the human cube

thankssomuch. any minute now I’m almost sure of it

You mean to tell me it’s been years since I mostly abandoned Twitter and have barely been active on here, and the second I open the app again the Krassenasses are still up to the same bullshit they were doing since like 2020. Get a new grift holy shit.

I’m afraid if I say the name of the team more than twice I’ll summon them again

🙏🙏

I thought of a really good sentence to post on here yesterday but I forgot it so if you guys could all just hang tight til it comes back I’d appreciate it thanks guys

Thank you I’ve missed everyone 😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve angered hundreds of Yankees fans on Instagram and TikTok so is it cool if I hang out here for a sec til the heat dies down

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

Given what tomorrow is, and given a developing news item, wouldn’t it be wild if

Yeah def wasn’t

A screenshot of my Instagram reels grid.

I’ve been way more active on IG and TikTok (ew) lately if anyone feels like checking those out. I’ll keep popping by here too though. @backlinenurse on both.

I’m an aviation dweeb so I’m glued to this news rn and the inconsistent reporting on this is seriously alarming. Like wtf is going on. Please verify sources before making claims about fatalities, casualties, etc. To not do so is incredibly shitty to the families of those on board ughhhhhh

I keep forgetting I have this app and I’m sorry. Just stopping by to say:
1) HOW BOUT THEM HAWKS?!?!?!?
2) There was an accident at LaGuardia and the airport is currently closed. Just fyi idk

Going to synagogue is an active choice but for me there is also no choice at all. What do I mean by that? Yesterday’s news is just the latest example of someone aspiring to murder Jews in a sacred community space. One that usually includes worship, mutual aid, activities, and child care. 🧵

I really wish the Guardians were named the Spiders instead

I feel like I’m unintentionally talking about Cleveland like at least twice a week in my videos 😅

Screenshot of a captcha screen asking “Are you a robot?”

Screenshot of a peer-reviewed journal article from Computers in Human Behavior Reports about the neural processing of “uncanny valley” (i.e., the unsettling feeling when encountering humanoid things).

Getting this captcha before opening THIS article just made me laugh harder than it should have

Big time

Yeah I always have my side eye on that bitch

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I can’t keep up with all of the fresh horrors each day but that’s the point isn’t it