Yeah but you're also wholesome and care about people outside of your orbit.

I would be great in the Trump administration because I am corrupt, but also inept.

Donut! Perfeito!

Isso é como meu gato mi viu antes de me morde...é uma armadilha!

Cachorro que parece um lobinho cinza e branco de perfil olhando meio de lado pra foto com carinha de safado super fotogênico

- Seu cachorro morde?
- Não, ele seduz...

That Kimberly-Clarke fire is a wild thing to see from the ground or the sky. It kind of reminds me to look up the term "jury nullification."

I did it! I'm up!

...I know guilting people is fucking stupid, but.

Y'all.

Some horrible, random woman is now a millionaire because she called a child a nigger.

We can at least get Luanne to goal.

I guess the Dow uses no longer 50,000...

The one in the front looks like he's walk 500 miles, and he'd walk 500 more to be the one to shoot tear gas and drag your grandma out the door.

Wolverines, Blades, and Punishers, sure.
Spider-Mans, Flashes, and Carols, nah.

Remember when he said that Obama's re-election would bring about 1000 years of darkness? And when he endorsed known pdfile Roy Moore for senate because of their mutual anti-LGBTQ views? Pepperidge farm remembers. A new gender neutral bathroom is about to open up 🌈🌟🚽

My first post about the Epstein files...🤨

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

What a fantastic way to get me to ditch my smart watch! ⌚️🚮

On this day, Rush Limbaugh gave the Black community a great gift by dying in the middle of Black History Month.

Happy James Cook Getting Dog-Walked by Indigenous Hawaiians Day to all who celebrate ❤️

Someone brought testicle shaped doughnuts into work. This is highly inappropriate...my coworker said it's is a "har tyew mo ronn". I don't care what language you say it in, it's not work appropriate. We are not a urology office.

A federal agent shot a Chicago woman 5 times after saying she tried to ram him with her car.

Newly released evidence contradict that agent's account — and shows that agents boasted about the shooting. blockclubchi.co/463Y4i1

A "hwite" man told me that white kids were the first people to listen to hip-hop. On this, the Blackest of History Months...I'm going home.

A very merry Bad Bunny Bowl to all who celebrate.

I don't think enough is said about the fact that kid rock's pro-pdfile song was made for Osmosis Jones, a CHILDREN'S MOVIE.

And yet we're to believe trans folks are the groomers?

Yeah! You know how sometimes you are walking and you trip on a crack and Oops, you burn a cross on a lawn?

For your own mental health, a friendly reminder as you are tempted to dive into comments about trump's depiction of the Obamas as apes...

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

It was never about "protecting the kids". It was always about control.

Every "No Kings" rally I got to... every time they chant, "WHAT DO WE WANT?", I instinctively shout out "GUILLOTINES", and it's really awkward because the answer they were looking for is "justice".

"Call your Senator!" - Senators