Hearing @grantcohn.bsky.social utter the phrase “More on him in a minute” really feels like the start of the season. It activates me like a sleeper agent and I’m officially in football mode.

Let’s get our skeet on!

How is forward progress not stopped? This is such bs.

Brock gets a shoulder MRI and Lynch is giving vague answers about it. Not how I wanted to start my Friday.

Even if this does end up being a lost season, there’s gonna be some positives. Green, Mustapha and Puni have all been bright spots.

Feeling pretty hard to live up to my username after a game like that.

Jennings knew we needed him.

Time for some 2nd half adjustments! I’m optimistic our offense will find their groove and get things moving.

Dude they never make sense

Purdy’s pump fake is elite.

Every week.

YEEETTTUUUURRR! LFG. Glad he back healthy.

Big time play from Brock! His quickness is so underrated.

I’d really love to see a touchdown here. We need this redzone offense to get off to a good start.

49ers starting offense
QB- 13 Brock Purdy
RB- 23 Christian McCaffrey
FB- 44 Kyle Juszczyk
WR- 1 Deebo Samuel
WR- 15 Jauan Jennings
TE- 82 Eric Saubert
LT- 71 Trent Williams
LG- 65 Aaron Banks
C- 64 Jake Brendel
RG- 77 Dominick Puni
RT- 68 Colton McKivitz

a man in a 49ers hat is eating a chicken wing at a football game while a woman looks on . ALT: a man in a 49ers hat is eating a chicken wing at a football game while a woman looks on .

Wake up faithful, it’s game day!

Will our guy Brock continue his unbeaten streak against Seattle?

Bummer. Sounds like Kittle likely won’t play tomorrow. Still dealing with the hamstring according to Schefter. Brock is gonna need a big game from Jennings.

Well damn. They beat the absolute piss out of each other.

#49ers final injury report vs Seahawks

Prayers up to BA. Had surgery for the ACL and other damage. Hope he recovers quickly and makes a return next year in a big way.

Man this carousel of kick/punt specialists is getting old really quickly.

No Trent Williams at the start of practice according to Lombardi. Hopefully he can get the ankle right before Sunday.

I absolutely love his mindset. He’s got that dog in him for sure.

3rd and Jauan at practice today! Thank god the ankle issue doesn’t seem to be big. Can’t wait to see him vs Seattle.

Take it easy… my wife is on this app.

Is water wet?

I cannot wait to see Lenoir matched up against Metcalf on Sunday. Dmo is going to show why he deserves every cent of his new contract.

I’m cautiously optimistic that most of these guys will suit up on Sunday.

Another Paraag masterclass.