lol I grew up in the lilac city (spokane), which means 1) I say "lilacs" weird and 2) I miss them sometimes

this is all second growth so we don't really get seedlings so much as suckers, but I collect fern spores and I'll happily send you some of those, they're fun (and portable)

WHOA

<bangs gavel> I will allow it, if the nipples are a little fucked up

account switching on here fully eludes my muscle memory, I have to think it through (okay go to Settings then tab down then select...) every time

if your sexy fanart puts two* huge boobs on vicar amelia, you are simply unfit to survive. are you even a monsterfucker? go back to everquest.

*EIGHT huge boobs, however,,

a patch/sticker design depicting a rough cut of questionable looking meat, surrounded by the text "THEY ARE ALSO / MADE OF MEAT"

they will do their best

to convince you otherwise

do not believe them

mainly I think that if you believe "people not voting for Harris" is a more widespread social problem than "people voting for Trump" you are excused from political discourse, you have 0 insight

Sneakers YouTube video by YouTube Movies

Did you know that this perfect movie is free to watch on YouTube rn? youtu.be/Qy9XYQBBIJ4

dark souls 2: probably darker, possibly more soulful as well

for a banana slug this is like getting someone's office doordash order misdelivered to your house

magical moments in the redwoods pt. 2: you, a banana slug, find a schmear of dog crap the pooper scooper missed

bigleaf maple branches reaching toward redwood trunks that are not as thin as they look

magical moments in the redwoods pt. 1: the trees keep raining for a while after the storm passes

I have the ability to make these, and now I must. be careful what you post

a patch/sticker design in three colors (white, green, and black) depicting a long line of "kid in a sheet" style ghosts, several ghosts wide, extending into the background, surrounded by the text "EVERYTHING BARELY EXISTS"

you get three guesses

at what's under the sheet

but I will never tell you

if any of them are right

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

fiona? as far as I'm aware, they still do, but I wonder if they ever get inexplicable splitting headaches about it sometimes, now that we're living in the crackdown they always wanted

I think it's cool when a fursuit has impossibly large boobs

Our culture cannot just be panic moderated by the educated and connected among us. That is a worse doom than I could ever conceive.

arte

a festive party card with balloons and weed and confetti that says "Happy Weed To You"

A very floral green card with mild christian elements it says "wishing you a joyful and blessed 4/20" and "4/20 blessings" theres's a big nug of weed in the center

a romantic looking red card with a heart it says "happy weed day!" and below that it says "may your day be filled with quiet joy, kind moments, and the weed you love most"

a weed condolence card with clouds and doves and a crying weed plant it says "Sorry about your weed" and below that is says "your weed has returned to the light, where there is no pain, only peace, we'll carry your weed's love with is in your hearts forever"

I think Hallmark should make cards for 4/20 here are some of my ideas

some folks just wanna see the world burn

Trentley Da Vinci, current rightsholder of The Mona Lisa, promises that the legacy prequel will expand the beloved IP's cinematic universe, addressing longstanding fan inquiries about the origins of the character's enigmatic smile.

herd of sheep at night, eyes glowing, with the caption EAT OR BE EATEN, KILL OR BE KILLED, MILK OR BE MILKED

I set one of these as my desktop wallpaper the one time I had an office job, and I now feel compelled to recreate it

Black and white stained glass faces almost all cut

Tunnel vision

a patch/sticker design depicting a jackalope mask and blood spatter surrounded by the text "NEVER DIE SAD / ALIVE UNTIL THEY KILL US / PISSED UNTIL WE'RE FREE"

you don't get to tap out

because this is not a game

Our new skeptical son

i made this edit last year and i think it's one of my top 8 images of all time

I thought this thread sounded a bit like making up a guy to get mad at, but then I read the comments. oh no, the Glorious Days Of COVID guys are real, and you've summoned them all, huh

the next step of human evolution is the ability to have thoughts in your mind and not say them out loud. it’s currently observed in <1% of the human population

there are a lot of people who think cops are innately trustworthy, responsible, knowledgeable, held to high standards, etc., and a lot of people who have never dealt with the police in any official capacity whatsoever. if you made a Venn diagram of these two categories it would be a purple circle