*nudges date* that's earth

About fuckin' time

Love that film. Hopefully you didn't seize at the end.

STLPD opened an outdoor shooting range about a mile and a half from my house. I don't hear it during the day but I hear it in the evenings. It's
8:45 p.m. and the pigs are blasting away.

Why so late?

Probably because their families hate them and they got nowhere to go.

We don't want this.

Car Wash - Single Version

Welcome back!
open.spotify.com/track/1D4seO...

Tim Cook appeals to Trump’s love of gold with a 24-karat base for Apple plaque President Trump hosted Apple CEO Tim Cook at the White House as they announced new US investments. Cook also gifted Trump a plaque with gold base.

Don't forget this

A 60 lb blue and white American Bully has her butt planted on the arm of a bald bearded man with black glasses laying in bed.

I was gone too long today. Dolly Barkton missed me

Burlesque performer flashes tits
Amaze Amaze Amaze

A blue and white American Bully laying on an orange cheese lounge. The leash is clipped to her collar she's refusing to move.

Blue and white American Bully has a leash clipped it to her collar She is standing at an open front door looking outside and refusing to walk.

A blue and white American Bully having been forced off the chaise lounge taken to the front door to look out at the world chooses instead to run into the kitchen and sit there and look at me.

A blue and white American Bully sitting in the backyard refusing to take a shit.

Come on Dolly Barkton. I need you up, out and dropping that duece before I leave for the next 9 hours.

Dolly Barkton: Mmmmm, no

Me to ex-wife: I heard automatic gunfire the other night...
ExW: Eeeeee!
Me: Me, so that's the thing. It didn't even faze me...

I'm gone for a couple hours today and 3 blocks up from me.

AI generated image of a human piano hybrid his face sticking out of the piano his tongue hanging over the keys and would appears to be either a thumb or a toe as a piano bench.

Piano-Man

Walk into the Sea Hannity. You no neck block-headed, college dropout, sanctimonious, NYC fleeing to Florida like all the rest of the turds, bootlicking motherfucker.

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A blue and white American Bully sits at the passenger seat of a car.

Clearly my senses are dog oriented now because I could feel my brain light up when I thought I saw a woman holding a pug in a car then could feel turn right off when I realized it was just a puffy sleeve.
Currently:

A blue and white American Bully sits at the passenger seat of a car.

Clearly my senses are dog oriented now because I could feel my brain light up when I thought I saw a woman holding a pug in a car then could feel turn right off when I realized it was just a puffy sleeve.
Currently:

I'm paying $15 to attend a wedding tonight.

Poi Dog Pondering - Complicated (Album Version) YouTube video by John Taylor

It's Pick Me Up O'Clock
youtu.be/-KLZMKNs7qY?...

Love...LOVE

Great you can keep falling in move over and over again. I saw that movie. It didn't work.

Oh looks like the answer is Costco. I'm on it

I'd like to know more about the location of gyro meat

HAIL!

youtu.be/q5lq_FIjbOo?...

Weird how automatic gunfire in my general neighborhood doesn't really phase me anymore.

A bald, bearded man in black round glasses

A close up of the little boy from this little golden book that Kendra mentioned. It is an illustration of a creepy looking boy with rosy cheeks a red shirt and napkin tied around his neck and he is shoving food into his gob with a fork.

Nightmare fuel

Mister dog little golden book

A dog lives in a house and is named crispian

A dog kidnaps a boy and takes him home

A dog has a little boy over for supper

This Little Golden Book is funny. The gruff dog declares sovereignty and kidnaps a little boy and they live happily ever after.

Heard. Me too

Basically a robotic centaur. What the fuck is going on that some company needs to build a fucking robotic centaur?

My friend sent me a photo of this from some convention he's at. What sort of unholy fucking bullshit is going on over there?

Used to be called "splashdown"