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Posts by jakeslop

my mind is an enigma

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๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

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I will try it when it goes on sale in a few mos

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It's the long trem picking sequences and middle eastern scales mostly

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ya that's why I said it sounds like black metal without distortion

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kinda crazy when all black metal guitar parts would just be surf music without distortion. which is ideal for jm

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every day it's some shit like "the costco guys have been chosen to command the U. S. coast guard"

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not to get too deep into it but I'm 31 and I see millennials using escapism as a coping mechanism for collapse of the social order where gen z uses irony and detachment instead. I think bc many millennials experienced a decent childhood before the 2008 recession it reminds them of simpler times

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podcaster (vocal fry): *laughing* "that's right Donovan and now, RocketMoney even lets you see how much debt you could pay off by selling your organs and even limbs! using their new smart AI assistant, they'll even tell you exactly what gauge of band-saw to use (terms and conditions apply)"

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๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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bowie, or beewee as he pronounces it

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oof new job that rough huh

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my parrot asking me to gently scratch his neck with his head thrown back humorously

my parrot asking me to gently scratch his neck with his head thrown back humorously

he lifts his head like this when he wants scratches on his neck lmfao

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Sports is a beautiful name for a girl

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King indeed

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curtains for zoosha, justice for miette, jail for one thousand years

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Yeah

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she is a prodigy

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1-800-SAMWICH toll free

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every commercial with a pro athlete spokesperson is like "Hi, I'm Sports. Yumy Samwich"

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sorry my posts are bad lately. it's bc I'm bad at it

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pitching my new reality dating show Love Is Blind On The Spectrum Of MILF Mormon Wives Island

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The Spud

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no it's ok they have a big horsey party probably. with like. Apples

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all horses' birthdays are legally Jan 1 in the northern hemisphere to make it easier to keep track of babies or something like that

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Ohhh happy week lesbians

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is this a situation where every lesbian's bday is 4/20 like every horse's birthday is 1/1

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all in dude time, brother

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u fw peesa? pepioni?

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that pattern is ๐Ÿ’ฏ and I love that it's got buttons. great find

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