my mind is an enigma

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I will try it when it goes on sale in a few mos

It's the long trem picking sequences and middle eastern scales mostly

ya that's why I said it sounds like black metal without distortion

kinda crazy when all black metal guitar parts would just be surf music without distortion. which is ideal for jm

every day it's some shit like "the costco guys have been chosen to command the U. S. coast guard"

not to get too deep into it but I'm 31 and I see millennials using escapism as a coping mechanism for collapse of the social order where gen z uses irony and detachment instead. I think bc many millennials experienced a decent childhood before the 2008 recession it reminds them of simpler times

podcaster (vocal fry): *laughing* "that's right Donovan and now, RocketMoney even lets you see how much debt you could pay off by selling your organs and even limbs! using their new smart AI assistant, they'll even tell you exactly what gauge of band-saw to use (terms and conditions apply)"

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bowie, or beewee as he pronounces it

oof new job that rough huh

my parrot asking me to gently scratch his neck with his head thrown back humorously

he lifts his head like this when he wants scratches on his neck lmfao

Sports is a beautiful name for a girl

King indeed

curtains for zoosha, justice for miette, jail for one thousand years

Yeah

she is a prodigy

1-800-SAMWICH toll free

every commercial with a pro athlete spokesperson is like "Hi, I'm Sports. Yumy Samwich"

sorry my posts are bad lately. it's bc I'm bad at it

pitching my new reality dating show Love Is Blind On The Spectrum Of MILF Mormon Wives Island

The Spud

no it's ok they have a big horsey party probably. with like. Apples

all horses' birthdays are legally Jan 1 in the northern hemisphere to make it easier to keep track of babies or something like that

Ohhh happy week lesbians

is this a situation where every lesbian's bday is 4/20 like every horse's birthday is 1/1

all in dude time, brother

u fw peesa? pepioni?

that pattern is 💯 and I love that it's got buttons. great find