2025 electeds in 2026 plot:

zohran mamdani: hopemaxxing superman billions must friend :)

mikie sherrill: they don't want you to know this but you can fleece european sports fans for as much money as possible and they can't do shit. I am god and fifa is my bitch

abigail spanberger:

Look, do I think it's bad that Virginia is getting gerrymandered? No. But do I think it's bad in a vacuum to reduce the voice of Republican voters? Also no. But am I at least concerned that in fighting against Republicans, we are becoming more like them? No.

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How Hitler Could've Won | Know Your Meme How Hitler Could Have Won refers to a series of history memes parodying a viral post suggesting how German leader Adolf Hitler could have won World War II

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How the Virginia GOP could've won:

>Don’t target rural areas, focus on suburbs

>Demand Musk not to be an idiot with DOGE

>Don’t siege state elections, rig them immediately

>Zurge rush NoVa to cut off woke

>Ally with laid-off government workers against Spanberger

>ignore bad national brand

>using the IRS against political opponents

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A map of states that have voted for a bestie of Jeffrey Epstein in a presidential election, and it's every state except Virginia

GLORY TO THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA (in a woke way)

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I was thinking of posting something but then I realised I would need to explain to the people here that there are progressives who compare Abigail Spanberger to Benito Mussolini and mean it as a compliment

Giovanni Gentile, for those not aware, was described by both Mussolini and himself as the "philosopher of fascism"

Democrat with a suspicious level of affinity for classical fascism is a very funny type of guy. The main other one I can think of is Paul Tsongas, who was not a supporter of Reaganomics like Wikipedia says, but actually supported corporatism and spoke of national spiritual renewal (but woke)

Representative Frank Annunzio, a Democrat from Illinois, lists the following people as his philosophical inspirations: "Aristotle, Socrates, Hegel, Rousseau, and Giovanni Gentile".

1960s congressman was asked to name his philosophical influences

Bro you cannot go around saying shit like this with a name like that and a Mussolini haircut

I will at least concede that the one about computing and cryptography in the Star Wars universe was fun and interesting; it was actually how I found out about the rest of you lol

Much to consider

Offhanded scene where it's revealed that the minions came up with "Eja! Eja! Alalà"

Pretty much no one on their sub actually likes them lol

Campaign Trail question

Which one, Mr President?

Participating in the lockdowns and wearing a mask was kind of thrilling initially because it was like providing spiritual sustenance to the empowered liberal democratic Leviathan

Not entirely joking here

My edgy COVID take is that I did not really enjoy the lockdowns but I enjoyed the aesthetic of them because I have a total mobilisation of society fetish from admiration of the WW2 total war mobilisation (does not apply if the state is fascist)

By 2028, there will be a clear divide within the Democratic Party between "destroy Palantir" and "nationalise Palantir and use it to categorise Republicans for covert tailored algorithmic reeducation"

The ADA is actually so woke you wouldn't believe a Republican president supported it; it invokes the social model of disability

"Mr Dukakis, if the US Capitol building was raided and plundered, would you favour an irrevocable death penalty for the plotters?"

Utter labor aristocrat nonsense

Doesn't get much coverage in the media, but Lindell has plenty of gravitas and charisma when he sets his mind to it, and also possesses a subtle intelligence. This should be very close, too close to call in fact. Democrats should be very worried

Source: my ass

Guy who identifies as a Jeffersonian vegan (supports veganism philosophically but continues to eat meat while feeling at the back of their mind that they should do better)

The real discourse nuke is that we should ban natural beef as soon as it is politically viable to do so

Why do people keep trying to reformulate "America First" in a more palatable way? It's not a phrase which is good in theory but bad in practice; it's evil all the way through. "Americans First"? "American Workers First"? Still spiritually Hitlerite.

I choose loyalty to humanity and humanism.

The woke republic would blackbag anyone who tries to follow the advice of this meme and be right to do so

In this house Walter Mondale is a hero