Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

Despite threats from FBI Director Kash Patel, Atlantic reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick is not backing down one fucking bit. 🙌💪👇

So all things considered, did the Vatican signal with smoke for this tragic news too? It’s adorable you think they considered you on the team. Haha. You do you boo.

No surprise, comes from Chapter 3 in JD’s new book…right after “You think this is hell, just wait!”

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It’s just one big clown car in the 🇺🇸.

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So let me get this straight, the Pope is the problem?
And who’s all aboard this crazy train…mmm never mind.

Have to say, one of my favourites. Good ol Texas Paul with the rest of the story. Always great insight, like talking to a good neighbour while slinging a couple porch beers or coffee. Give a follow.

Or war crimes, like one is an actual crime against humanity. You’d never know.

True story! And yes it’s about Trump, but more so it’s the fact over 70m of you voted for this. Hard to reconcile that. Long relationship repair job awaits. Good luck, it won’t be easy.

Is he reviving Jeffery?
Playing Doctor eh, sure you have done that in the files. Now, could you please play a ghost?
Looks like a fun week ahead for you 🇺🇸! Good god,(no not you dummy) how embarrassing.

Hell of a week bud!

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Oh goodie we’re entering the “if I can’t have you nobody will” stage of the relationship? Blocking the blocked that wasn’t blocked to begin with.

Carney: "The days of our military sending 70 cents of every dollar to the United States are over."

*thunderous applause*

MELANIA DENIES KNOWING EPSTEIN
- Droobiee the Marshmallow
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

This is so well done. 👌

TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!”

IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?”

TRUMP: “Deal.”

FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”

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So much winning. Look at all our Winning.
Win win win. That’s all we do! Oh and War Crimes and shit, but mostly winning.

100%. I mean if Russia is banned??! Seriously! Stand up, no more fake words and awards. Make the game mean something! If you’re truly about world peace then prove it. The players and fans deserve it! Who are you here for? Choice is yours.

Nothing like a test of good ol’ Article 5 for Team NATO. We’ve taken notes and we’re rested up. However, WE all see and know the problem, the stench is unavoidable, can’t wash off war crimes, Mr.President. So, fix the problem 🇺🇸 & we can get back to a relationship built with trust and respect. 🇨🇦

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Someone likes spankings…

Ok..neat and all but come on same ol same ol. Shaking your fist, that’s the best you got?! Where’s the teeth. Action Adam!

Hmmmm if only there was a Board of Peace to help resolve this “conflict”. Wonder if there is such a thing?

“And I think to myself, what a wonderful world”

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Mad dog you say?

He heard Plane…we all know plans don’t exist.

Pete Hegseth:

"We execute with precision...we fight with honor."

Bro, you bombed schoolgirls.