Happy birthday!!!

A loaf of gluten free cornbread in a rectangular baking dish. Was feeling bold and not in the mood for a round loaf.

Since I’m not allowed to bake my own birthday cake for the office tomorrow, I made #glutenfree cornbread just because. (My coworker’s sis works at Target bakery and volunteered to make a gluten free cake.)

WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!?!?! 🐶🧀💨

Father why have you betrayed us so????

Thank you!!!!

Soooooo cute!

Thank you!!!!!

Thank you and I’m also glad that you and I are both here 🩵💙🩵

Thank you muchly! I did have folks who reached out so I’m grateful for that. And yes, things are Blech for everyone so I’ll give him a pass this time.

Ya know…I don’t think my husband wished me a happy birthday today. While we don’t make a big deal of bdays, it would still be nice to be acknowledged. 😕

I cut up a few string cheese sticks actually. I wanted that melty cheese!

Cody and Lulu laying in a sunbeam on the living room floor. Like spooning. TOUCHING. Each. Other!

A birthday miracle.

Excited to share some good news for Illinois families — we’ve reached over 100,000 children in our state receiving books from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library.

Let’s keep reading.

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A sheet tray lined with paper towels and a wire rack holding 5 golden brown croquettes.

I am holding half a croquette. Inside is oozy cheese, creamy potato, and chunks of ham.

I made ham & cheese croquettes. Bangin.

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

Heehee thank you!!! 😊

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

😸 I like it! Thank you!!!!

A mockup of a Vans slip on shoe with a black & white Dino skeleton print, with yellow and teal edging.

A mockup of a Vans slip on shoe in black & white checkerboard with colorful abstract shapes à la peak 90’s aesthetic, with red and yellow edging.

These are the shoes I want. I have to custom order because I need Wide Width.

a little girl is saying `` happy birthday to me '' while standing in front of a table . Alt: Michelle from Full House saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

It’s me, the birthday bat!

Yup, I’m officially old(er) and possibly wiser but definitely tired-er. 👵🏻🫩

If you’d like to help me treat myself, I’m setting aside birthday money for a couple new pairs of Vans slip-on shoes. 👟

CashApp $bethb481

RHPS and Muppet Treasure Island make for one heck of a double feature 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

#NowWatching Scanners

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

Thank you and I will try my very best! 😊 Hope you have an enjoyable weekend as well

I am grateful to be on my way home to start the weekend! Work has been more stressful than usual the last couple weeks and I am excited to give my brain a break from billing.

As long as it’s still edible in the end, all good 😉🎂

It looks amazing!!!!!! The boys will love it, no question.

It’s me! Wearing a dark green v neck t shirt, oversize sunglasses, vibrant green face mask. Hair pulled back. Standing in front of work while I wait for a Lyft home.

#TGIF I need some edibles and the new episode of #ThePitt stat!