Bring back metal bands wearing a whole-ass hardware store

What other music has this power? Honest question.

Any world in which RFK Jr. does not suffer the most severe punishment allowable by law is not a just world.

Precaria ex Humanitas, by Precaria 6 track album

I love when black metal sounds like you might actually die from listening to it.

Damn, they're just going full speed ahead with "white sharia" huh?

Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch baby farm was set up to sell designer offspring to misogynistic tech oligarchs who can't get their employees to agree to carrying their seed.

What if Saburo Arasaka were dumb as shit and addicted to ketamine?

A passage from the translated Malleus Maleficarum

Mina Kimes: It's true that Ty Simpson has some physical limitations, but he'd be a solid fit in the McVay offense and I wouldn't be surprised if the Rams trade back and take him.

Cam Newton (dressed like a villain from Perdido Street Station):

80s media nostalgia always frustrated me because the vast gulf in technological standards between those eras made it practically impossible to recreate convincing facsimiles (especially in music) but people kept trying anyway, and most of the resulting product fucking sucked.

@pyramidmaster.bsky.social

What was the last generation that didn't experience this? Gotta be the Silents, right? They grew up with war and global depression.

IT'S NOT!?

"Mr. Patel, do you know what discovery is?"

"Shark Week."

"Yes, but in a lawsuit -- "

"File."

"Mr. Patel --"

"File!"

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

@travisview.bsky.social is it time to re-enter the Cavortex?

jar jar bolsonaro: “meesa sick”

Precaria ex Humanitas, by Precaria 6 track album

I love when black metal sounds like you might actually die from listening to it.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

This is high art

funniest application of the Adult Content tag ever

"Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump" is the kind of thing you'd hear in a throwaway 30 Rock or Arrested Development joke. It's not a real thing someone can be. It's like saying you teach calculus to manatees.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Vital Remains - Icons of Evil (2007)

[not at all thirstily] We need a Ming Xiao of the Left

don't care didn't ask

They're an all-too-common example of what happens when instrumental ability meets clout poisoning.

I didn't think it was possible for me to find this band any more cringey but here we are

"You have to meet people where they're at" falls on the ears of a lot of leftists like the pounding of a million jackhammers.