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Ahh of course it does lol... that's unfortunate I'm so sorry

Best ONN in months at least.

Dear Demorcratic Party. In Virginia, the governor just did ALL THE THINGS you claim to believe in and never quite seem to do... and everyone said Oooooh people won't vote for that. Take notes. We are HERE for that. Quit pretending to be progressive... and PROGRESS! (de-typoed version) Midterms!

Silly question , but have you seen if you're line is clogged?

Trump doesn't want to extend the ceasefire in Iran.

Israeli soldiers and settlers kill 11 Palestinians in Gaza and in the West Bank.

Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

Nah bro, I DATED potential. I never married it because it never materialized. #betteronmyown

As an importer in a small business, we did not pass along all of the tariff cost to our consumers. We are also still actively paying tariffs, including a fifty percent tariff on stainless steel.

This is also why I do not have bird feeders or anything in my yard. It feels like I would be baiting all of the neighborhood cats. If you have bird feeders in your yard and there is nothing that guards those bird feeders against cats, are you not just kind of studying the cats up to catch birds?

So we have a lot of community cats in our neighborhood. I trap on weekends and I TNVR, but there is no way I could possibly relocate them all. One has adopted us, she goes in and out. We cannot keep her inside, I've tried. Have you tried building cat-proof spaces for the birds?

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This is a war based on lies

I'm impressed he had the balls to say he was wrong

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Alt text: Screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Abdulkhaleq Abdulla (@Abdulkhaleq_UAE), with a verified badge. The post reads: “This is what I told Reuters today: The UAE no longer needs America to defend it, as it has proven during the Iranian aggression that it is capable of defending itself with distinction. What the UAE needs is to acquire only the best and latest weapons that America has. Therefore, it is time to think about closing the American bases, as they are a burden and not a strategic asset.” The post is labeled “Translated from Arabic by Grok” and shows a timestamp of 10:21 AM · 4/19/26 with 139K views.

NEW: UAE scholar Abdulkhaleq Abdulla says the UAE no longer needs U.S. protection, calling American bases a “burden, not a strategic asset” and suggesting they should be closed. The United States’ standing in the region has been obliterated.

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

I love boys volleyball. My 17 year old plays. Boys can play on girls teams until they're 12, because there's more available clubs. More sports like this please!

I stand by what I said.

I'm not excusing it, I don't agree with it, but telling people there are resources EVERYWHERE just because there are resources where YOU are is misinformed. I foster neonate kittens, I trap for TNR in my neighborhood, and I have SO MANY rescues of my own. What do you do besides criticize?

I have been stalked twice in my life. Once at 21yo while I was in the military and couldn't "just go live somewhere else."
Again, when I was 40-year-old, they even screwed a board across my storm door, so I couldn't open it. I lived 26 miles from town. I was raped. #METOO

Charlize Theron on the Night Her Mother Killed Her Father in Self-Defense

Unfortunately, this is not an isolated story. These things are prevalent in a lot of homes. Women really get a very, very unfair shake, even in this country.
Nobody takes it seriously.

Florida in August after a hurricane with no power.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

I'm from a rural area, one of the local shelters had their euth #s posted recently. Over 1000 animals killed in the last 3 months, constantly full, will not take more, only from animal control. I'm grateful to live elsewhere, but the options are not always there for everyone. Also, it's a bot page.

All these has oatmeal cranberry , cookies that put every other oatmeal type cookie to shame. Except possibly the ones that my mom makes that have coconut and raise crispies in them.

Depends on where you are, honestly. I'm not excusing it, but the resources you think are there are full, and there's just not enough, especially in more rural areas.

Trump is a fucking moron. But you knew that.