Happy 40th Jay! I hope it’s a great one 💛

Very unlike a powerful Boomer to voluntarily retire at 65 rather than hang on until the bitter end

I had to check the date on this because it seemed like something from years ago before we’d decided these were fucking stupid

Kilff glaring at the camera

The way he looks at me when I leave him idle 🥴 #CrimsonDesert

It’s like you’re milking a soap cow 😭

I’m waiting 🫦

The British ones are huge 🥲

Goals

No drawing glove, no drawing love

Only took you 21 hours to get it

Deeeg come on, this is insane, save some sexy for the rest of us 😤🤭

😂

You're welcome

He's amazing, that's a really good likeness of you

It’s good, it’s just so long

It was stuck on page 537

Two months later I’m still reading this

The dumber the better

I lol’d

My circadian rhythms are played by a Finnish death metal band

The way they run out with the stretcher like it’s a 3 Stooges sketch 😂

Cute.is was classic

Just remembered the time queerty wrote a whole article about one of my tweets.

Oooh that’s true. I’m ready to enlist 🫡

Kinda think Frank Herbert was prescient and the schism from Catholics choosing Trump over Leo is how we'll get the Orange Catholic Bible

im a bluesky invite only user im used to this bullshit back in my day we used to drink from the hose

I’m on my knees 🙏

Good golly 🤩😮‍💨

It’s so cold out I bought an $8 chai latte just to feel steamy

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How can he be this sexy and also what kind of shoes are those?