true

get to the pointe

~dancers, probably

i try but then my thumbs hit send or my mouth starts moving specifically to spite me

it's a full on mutiny

who up meowing

i would prefer to have one, but as is life

squirrel brain gonna squirrel brain *sigh*

three people dressed up as bread are dancing in a row Alt: Clip from the music video for the song bread w the artist anya something i think dressed as three dancing baguettes

I do also enjoy bread

impossible advice

THEM: Follow your heart

MY HEART:

i cant even blame the men who fumbled me bitch id probably fumble me too im so hot id be scared of me

Just because I didn't mean to scare you doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every bit of it.

They should add an evil horse emoji. An emoji of a horse who is evil

i’m tired of zoos hogging all the good animals

*sigh of evil rodent agreement*

fun fact: it's been scientifically proven that i like fewer posts when up past my bedtime

a close up of a hamster looking at the camera with a blurry background . Alt: a close up of a traumatized hamster looking at the camera with a blurry background

yeah but too many are given to little kids as first pets, knew a guy that got lost in the walls and somehow lost his back leg before eventually being recovered

never the same after that

and got renamed stump 😒

only by comparison to the rest of us tho 😔

hashtag why im evil squirrel

can confirm

a squirrel is standing on its hind legs in front of a painting Alt: Dramatic prairie dog meme

maybe YOU don't seem very evil in the first place!

perk of having an evil squirrel homie in your corner 💅✨

that's creepy af
*curses them for you* 🪄✨

yes 😈

no 😐

a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face . Alt: a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with an evil (but adorable) look on its face

MWAHHAHAHA!!!!

a squirrel is eating potatoes from a yellow bucket with viralhog written on it Alt: a squirrel (me maybe ydk) steals a tiny yellow bag full of snacks held by a human hand with viralhog written on it

*steals your snacks*

bc evil 😈

as it should be 😌✨

oh my! you have so much work to do 😯

tragic

Considering that weed is legal, it really makes more sense for the ice cream man to drive around at night and year round

broccoli gonna start a podcast bout it instead of therapy too, just wait 🙄

gif mood today

(the oops is sarcastic tho... bc evil)