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Posts by Jem Turner

I'm not an expert but as someone who *has* previously squatted 1.75 x my bodyweight which, according to this is "Advanced", squatting any fucking weight 8 times is mega. You're basically doing weighted cardio at that point. I'd rather squat 150kg once than anything 8 times. πŸ˜‚

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Not be a total knob: you can trivially break prod without vibe coding. I know, I've done it.

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I do it probably once a week πŸ˜‚

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the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

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πŸ˜‚ incredible mental image

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a little boy is running down a hallway with a wooden floor . Alt: a little boy is running down a hallway with a wooden floor, enters the room, sees something shocking and then rapidly exits

Oh god, they're talking about "wokeism"

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Sat in a pub beer garden and just overheard a posh old geezer say "I never made my father swear, ever!"

I swore at mine as they exited my body. Think I might be doing parenting wrong. 😬

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I sub cloves for bulbs. Recipe says 1 clove? 1 bulb it is.

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Well this is awkward

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To be fair, we had the party on a Saturday.

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Turns out I got married on a Monday

πŸ˜‚

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Did we get married on a Monday?

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As long as the world brings snacks with them it's all good.

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It's very weird to see you two chatting; two sides of my internet history colliding (but not at all surprising)

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Thoughts on EmDash - Techbros latest attempt to stop me making mortgage payments - Rhys Wynne So on April Fools day (and also the day before a long weekend in the UK – thanks for giving me things to think about lads), EmDash was announced as the latest spiritual successor to WordPress and…yeah...

Bit of a rant on my personal blog today:-

"Thoughts on EmDash – Techbros latest attempt to stop me making mortgage payments"

www.rhyswynne.co.uk/thoughts-on-...

#wordpress

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We've had a big WooCommerce project go live this morning. Months in the making, many complex moving parts. I think my body shat out a load of adrenaline expecting something to go wrong ready to leap into action to make it right, and... it's all gone smoothly. I'm sat here all keyed up for nothing. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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9pm sneak out, oh yes πŸ‘Œ

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Getting ready to go to a wedding party when what I actually want to do is have a bath and go to bed. 😍

Who gets married on a Monday? (Rhetorical question)

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+1 for Dowding. Big fan of his no dig method.

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Would you like to be thoroughly unprepared for an experience? Yes

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Always happy to oblige! 😁

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Bought some tins in the shape of letters to make a cake for UB's 5th anniversary/birthday/thing next week.

Have never made a letter cake before so this could be funny... Looking forward to putting my disastrous bake on LinkedIn with some shitty AI generated caption about what it signifies. πŸ’©

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Shropshire's a long walk but if you make it I'll buy you a drink

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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Can you try clearing your cache or pressing CTRL + F5 to see if that helps?" πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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100 Jumps Hold to charge, release to jump. Land on 100 platforms to win β€” but one miss and it's over. How many attempts will it take you?

I can’t remember which newsletter it was in but my whole family are now simultaneously playing this stupid thing and it’s simple and joyous!

100jumps.org/play/

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Finally had the last couple of chocolates, just in time for Easter...

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That would make sense if they'd applied both classes to the same element, but they're on different elements (but within the same page)

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Because of *course* there's a .woocommerce-Button AND .woocommerce-button class 🫠

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Sacked a fuckload of people because "AI"

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I see Dorsey is proving himself to be a massive bellend again. Hadn't realised Tidal was one of his. Guess I need to find another music platform again.

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