okay back dimples!!
Posts by Sam
Series of RuPaul tweets from 2012-2014 “The story of the crucifixion is meaningless without the resurrection” “Easter is my absolute favorite. Puts focus on resurrection rather than crucifixion” “Story of the crucifixion is meaningless without the resurrection. I love a good comeback story.” “Your crucifixion storyline is meaningless unless you also include a resurrection finale” “The story of the crucifixion is meaningless without the resurrection. Ya gotta love a good comeback story”
easter is my absolute favorite
JANET PLANET HERSELF ON DRAG RACE I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT
by which I mean, I literally don’t know who needs to hear this
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Aubrey Plaza is Wow Platinum
bestie wished me a happy 115th anniversary of the triangle shirtwaist factory fire and unironically I am touched
mfw I dance twice a day in the vau-de-ville
Olive shorts, knee pads, roller blades
it came true
contemplating re-breaking out the rollerblades I bought 4 years ago…
fully memory-holed Annette Bening getting Oscar nominated for “Nyad”
ATTENTION 40,000 Pounds of Apples Coming On Saturday Afternoon
Apple Warning in effect starting Saturday afternoon in Astoria. Please allow for extra travel time.
Playbill for the Encores production of “The Wild Party” at New York City Center
QUEENIE 👑 WAS A BLONDE 👱🏽♀️ AND HER AGE 🕰️ 💀 STOOD STILL ✋🏼🛑 AND SHE DANCED 💃🏽 💃🏽 TWICE ✌🏽 A DAY 🗓️ AT THE VAUDEVILLE 🎭🤹
role you were born to play!!
if I had a dollar for every artist that did this…
If you find bigger people/fat people attractive you owe it to those people to learn how to flirt and show that attraction without coming off like you’re fetishizing their size
keep us posted on progress
or rather, yearned a little too much for somebody’s son
Hugh Grant and James Wilby laying together in a field in “Maurice”
may have yearned a little too close to the sun
“I think this is a bad idea but I can see you’re committed to doing it anyways” still counts as being seen :)
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BOYS 😍
keep watching this space
“I saw Cole Escola as Mary at the Lortel” I mutter as they wheel me into the activity room for my pills and bingo
tweet by Ivy Wolk: “lowkey horny and fat as a house OMG I have got to get [loved]”
if you need me I’ll be begging the text man for texts
Just got reminded that Amy Adams didn’t get an Oscar nomination for “Arrival” the same year Annette Bening didn’t get nominated for “Twentieth Century Women” DON’T TEXT 😤
No, please. Fashion has changed.
No. It hasn't.
Before and after king!!!!
they are working together against me!!