Historically they've had quite a few of their investments turn into bagels.

They must be value investors

Is this Mafia code for something fun?

A classic Saturday morning English tradition.... Dogging

Hahahahaha

I see your retweet Mr Loeb...such a shame they took your activist play down.

Squeal harder mofo, you elected this trash.

"Solar Zero"
Literally does what it says.
Beautiful.

I think we should ask Mike Tyson for his opinion. He's used to getting punched in the face etc

They are also on page 33 of the report.

The raw £ value change means you need to take the prior period revenue and adjust it for the growth rate.

It's a bit tedious and I agree it's not very clearly presented but all the information is there.

The Dormouse-Fattening Jars of Ancient Rome For the plumpest, tastiest rodents.

The Dormouse-Fattening Jars of Ancient Rome - Gastro Obscura share.google/Yhaj8bprtzp6...

Is it true they hang out with dog sharks?

( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dog...)

Billionaire Bill Ackman’s Ill-Fated Bike Ride: “His Mind Wrote a Check That His Body Couldn’t Cash” Editor’s Note: There is as much ego as money behind Dan Loeb and Bill Ackman’s battle over the nutritional company Herbalife. The story of their cycling trip from Bridgehampton to Montauk, which has p...

Never forget .....

www.vanityfair.com/news/2013/02...

The real solution is to have one and get two dogs.

Yes, we can send the invaders by train from London to Manchester to Liverpool, where the locals can kill them.

Oh look, more corruption. Japan being pressured to provide subsidies for a Musk enterprise on the ropes.

Did that at the start of this cluster fuckery ...you know... liberation day...and then gave up...cause there's new BS every. Single. Day.

All it does is cost you brain cells... we're not even 2 quarters in...gotta save your energies

Today I learned about Fingring hoe.

How have I not heard about this until today?!

Keep in mind this costing excludes the jets that went in the drink.

The other metric was "number of fighter jets dropped in the sea"

Low energy, no guts, full off incompetence.

There is no hope. Until further notice, this land remains a structural short... melting ice cube.

Does it stay on reasonably securely?

Today was like, "sun's out, tongues out"

FBI RELEASES IMAGE OF MS 13 LEADER

assorted European reporting:

Schneider Electric: maintains outlook ➡️
Deutsche Boerse: slightly light ↘️
SE Banken: slightly light, launches buyback ↘️
Cap Gemini: in-line ➡️
Deutsche Bank: beat on FIC trading ↗️
Norsk Hydro: EBITDA miss, lowers guidance ⬇️
Swedbank: net income beat ⬆️
Porsche: miss ⬇️

first look at ASML Q1 (semiconductor equipment, mkt cap €238bn). order backlog light:

*ASML 1Q BOOKINGS EU3.94B, EST. EU4.82B
*ASML SEES 2Q NET SALES EU7.2B TO EU7.7B, EST. EU7.66B
*ASML SEES 2Q GROSS MARGIN 50% TO 53%, EST. 52.3%
*ASML CEO: TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENTS HAVE INCREASED UNCERTAINTY

Title of your sex tape?