Posts by Andy Berkvam
No. There’s a complex mental flowchart floating around in my brain.
One of my key functions is the ability to page through the things that have worked in the past for your ailments and to see if you’ve tried them.
“Never worried…” You can tell by the way I rushed over without my glasses, headphones still in my ears. Blind and deaf, still was right there.
True, but my prep shouldn’t have been doing things to her mind. And yet I think she was worse off than I was.
But I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do.
That comic is very inaccurate.
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They make us pre-pay.
I mean, I can rock a wig…
I got optometry supplies from the hardware store to fix some issues this year. Eyeballs shouldn’t make a grinding sound when they move…
I’m trying to replace a kitchen faucet and Furlock Holmes here wanted to be my assistant.
That was one of the worst parts about the app I used to lose weight. My reward for hitting a new goal? The app would tell me I get to eat even fewer calories. Not the most motivating feedback loop…
Oddly, I’ve seen these at Costco and the big local grocery store, but the Asian market has the best selection. I believe they had lemon, mango, and maybe durian?
I think you may have made my decision for me.
I’ve been looking for a replacement leather jacket for years. I may have found a candidate.
The article compares and contrasts it with DuckDuckGo, Bing, and Brave.
Pretty sure that any state that willingly buys or sells this has already lost their mind.
Okay, WI is obviously better than NY (we don’t sell our burnt broccoli) but it’s okay. One day you guys will figure out cracker crust for pizza.
Not all that different. They even have the Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy special edition.
You just reached out to hold my hand, laid your head on my chest, and told me you love me. You were very sleepy and it was very sweet.
Bro, dough before Ho Hos.