Me with a pint

Today's permutation couldn't be simpler

We win = we're champions

The heart is pounding lads 🩵🩵🩵 #pusb

Every single political decision and priority for the entirety of my time on this earth has been at the whims of these endlessly selfish, spoiled, entitled dickheads and I hate it

Love Actually

I read this because I cannot resist Boomer rageposting. The problem she's facing is that she wants to sell the house for more than she's being offered

The fish rots from the head down!

Hey kids, if your parents haven't already told you, everything and everyone you've ever loved will one day return to the soil, we all must one day pay our debts to Charon, anyway look the dog bounces the ball into the net off his nose

An unintended consequence of this is going to be revived interest in the amount of puppies who passed away from Parvo on the sets of these movies

Absolutely nobody who saw the original as a child either believes the original dog is still alive or is going to see your new movie, and it strikes me as borderline sociopathic to start your children's movie about an adorable dog who plays basketball on such a downer

Or maybe I'll just read what the new footage is on Reddit 🤷🏻‍♂️

The very idea that Starmer didn't know about Mandleson's baggage is, to use a line a certain LOTO used against Boris Johnson during Partygate: So ridiculous that it becomes insulting.

That photo of Mandleson, Epstein and the birthday cake is as old as the internet itself

A legend and hero 🩵

This ties in nicely with what I said yesterday.

We all know that "prepare to be shocked and offended" is aimed at a specific side of the political and social spectrum, whereas the other side will absolutely not be expected to do the same

😂 I'm not. I meant like... TV-wise hahahaha

It's a wonderful show to be sure. ER was hugely influential on me and it's a wonderful successor. Whittaker is a fantastic character played by a fantastic actor

A movie that I've loved for most of my life. As a kid it was the awesome dinosaur movie, as an adult it's like uh jesus christ everything about this movie is incredible

Jurassic Park

I'm a Detroit Pistons fan.

My family lived just outside Detroit for three years in the 1990s, my dad got free tickets to a Pistons game in 1996 and I was hooked.

It's 23:28 GMT and I'm about to watch their first playoff game.

One of my sports teams has defied the odds this year, why not two?

I consider myself well-versed in Golden Era Simpsons and went to a Simpsons themed pub quiz several years ago, my god it was fucking BRUTAL. I nearly went insane over the question "what band does Homer Simpson have tattooed on his arm"

Has there been a single article, thinkpeace or even just a commentator on tv/radio opining that the country needs to understand the genuine concerns of potential Greens voters?

Similarly: Once you notice which side of the aisle is always told they need to meet the other side halfway, and which side is never told they need to meet the other side halfway, you never stop noticing it

I responded "sir, I am very grateful to you and this essential service that you provide and would never deliberately make your life more difficult, I am extremely drunk and just want to get home" or something along those lines anyway, delivery may have been off but the meaning was there

I'm all for worker power but last night's bus driver irritated me. He told me off for flagging him down saying "this isn't a bus stop anymore" and it's like the app says it's a bus stop, Google Maps says it's a bus stop, I was stood directly underneath a sign that says it's a bus stop, wtf

Coventry City Have Been Promoted

Isn't it incredible how whenever you book a Friday or Monday off you get to experience how much better life would be, how much better you would feel and how much more you would get done if it wasn't for society's preposterous obsession with five day 9-5

Coventry City players celebrating promotion

The last time I watched Coventry City play a Premier League match was the 19th May 2001. I was 13. We were all convinced we'd come straight back up.

Not a single one of us could have known what the next 25 years could bring, but last night I celebrated with 7500 of my fellow fans #pusb 🩵

I will write uo a big post tomorrow maybe for now I am drunk off my arse and heading home and ALL I KNOW IS CITY'S ON THE WAAAAAAAY #pusb

omg

Me drunk. Me Coventry City shirt.

There is every chance that I am Drunk

A sweaty selfie of me on a coach

En route to Ewood Park for the biggest match in Coventry City history.

It's simple: As long as we don't lose tonight, promotion is DONE.

Everything I've ever wanted since I was 13 is finally happening, and I'm going to be there to see it.

Play up the motherfucking sky blues 🩵🩵🩵 #pusb