1996 POLITICIANS: “Sure, I tried marijuana one time, but I did not inhale. Please, vote for me.”
2026 POLITICIANS: “Sure, I raped and murdered babies, but I did not drink their blood. Please, vote for me.”
Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom
Susan Collins isn't going to like this one bit....
But it seems like a good self-own considering just how many SSDI recipients live in red states.
The important thing is that he's learned his lesson, and from now on we should all agree with Carlson's new-and-improved-yet-still-awful takes....
War fighters have TEH BEST immune systems!
In the new Navy, every sailor gets their own basement aboard the broat!
Tweet from Pete Hegseth: "The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately."
In World War I more U.S. soldiers died of influenza than from combat. In America's first 145 years of war more soldiers and sailors died from infectious diseases than from enemy action. In every single war in human history more combatants have died of illness and disease than bullets and the blade.
More like Daulton cRushing so far this season, amirite!?!? #MLB
Dude they sliced Austin like a pie ten years ago.
I hate how outlets treat this crap like the Wacky Races where Snidely Whiplash is just expected to cheat without consequence and everyone else has to just act like that’s normal.
The words "North Carolina," and "Missouri" do not appear in this piece of shit article.
Neither does the word "decade."
"Florida" and "Texas" appear in subordinate clauses, after words like "After Virginia ..." and "Gov. Gavin Newsom of California framed ..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...
FBI Director Kash Patel files new $250 million lawsuit. During depositions look for him to plead the fifth.. of tequila.
Dad taking a load off in his favorite chair
Can't sleep on mah bellah with my hands beneath the pillow no more due to shoulder issues
Because Catholic funerals are weird and tightly formatted, we only have 4 minutes to eulogize my father tomorrow. So I deferred to my sister, as she is the eldest. I'll be doing a reading instead, and if it is in fact this verse I'm going to have to try really hard not to sing it....
It still bums me out that Joey Ramone wrote and recorded a song about Maria Bartiromo.
That seemed much more like a Johnny thing to do.
Trump promised to fill his staff with all of the best people. These are the best? From @theatlantic.com and @sfifz787.bsky.social Gift article ⬇️
This fact is omitted in all of the scare ads by services that claim they can help folk who are in tax trouble against the burgeoning army of big mean IRS agents. When the preznit is a tax cheat, we can all be tax cheats....
HP can suck it. Their printers routinely brick after just a few years, and now mine won't print because I installed a non-OEM print cartridge.
Proud member of the Hall of Very Good. Much too young.
Can't wait to watch the owners push for a no-rookie-extensions rule/no free agency until 35 years of service time rule in the next CBA after they just committied to $1 billion or so in extensions for rookies here in 2026.....
The majority in Australia see the economy is better for them when wages are growing and there are public services and a safety net. The neoliberal orthodoxy that “wealth trickles down” is dead. People understand that. Trump voters are voting for social inequality to ease their wealth inequality.
LOL, you're acting as if people make rational, informed choices when voting. I'm here to boldly suggest that they don't!
But also, when the ACA kicked in we paid $700/month for health insurance. Now the same plan costs us $2,500 per month. Don't talk down to me about inflation, my brother in christ
My first progressives were "computer glasses," but when my retina stuff hit last summer and I stopped wearing contacts they were my only glasses (and with a useless left eye for months I wasn't gonna buy new ones). I then adapted to full progressives in one Costco stroll after picking them up there.
Exactly!
“We’ll see gas prices with a 3 in front,” so $4/gal by Sep 20.
Aww, it's sad when your racism blinds you to other ways of keeping up the population growth rate that your sociopathic market philosophy demands....
This was why I didn't get LASIK (reading an account of the procedure in which the writer mentioned smelling burning didn't help). But then I detached my retina and needed 3 surgeries of diminishing intensity over a 9-month period and now I'm chill about it all. (I was awake during all 3! 🫨🤯)
My calendar just reminded me to "Figure out pants situation." This is the sort of thing that happens when you lose a lot of weight but refuse to buy new clothes because you hope to lose even more poundage but then have to look presentable at a wake and funeral....
Social media has been a huge net positive for humanity 😵💫
