Well, I’m like 105% Ashkenazi as of five or six generations ago, and I sincerely wish I’d been immune to it. That was a miserable month.
I’ve also had two different vaccines and at least four boosters.
But I didn’t say anything to the belligerent crew cut. Just stared at him until he left.
Now it’s just we take a step forward, they take a step back.
Entering a restaurant as a couple was leaving.
Her: something something COVID vaccine
Him: What a joke. You won’t see a JEW taking that vaccine.
Then he repeated it.
I just stared at them until they were out of sight. He started looking more unhappy.
I don’t even know what that means?
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
it’s a common misconception to believe that just because they appear to show empathy or insight that they’re actually thinking
but we know they just put together and parrot familiar words and phrases without understanding them
so though maga are starting to question the rally assassination attempt
I suppose you could put a big sad cartoon dog face on it and name it Officer UwU? People would either surrender or use up all of their ammunition.
reality? why do so many try to recreate one set of hallways from a demo for a horror game that was never made?
It’s unclear how they were even helping with the standoffs. They weren’t armed. I don’t imagine seeing a robot dog prancing toward your house would help de-escalate any situation.
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Austin PD has used them in bomb threat and active shooter/standoff situations. But also always under suspiciously good news camera circumstances.
Unrelated, I hear nail polish is cheap and really difficult to get out of porous non-coated metal surfaces
Actually, I’ve explained this MANY TIMES
This generation of Black ppl vote MORE than any generation since we got the right to vote
But after the 1st Black was elected, WHITE PPL began turning out in historic numbers to vote for Trump. As this graph CLEARLY shows…
The “crisis” is white people.
Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.
a gang of six tiny penguins on a beach leaning forward like theyre ready for a rumble
3 tiny slightly mad-eyed penguin chicks in a burrow
today i learned there is an official smallest penguin, and they're called fairy penguins, and they're so cuuuuuuute
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Pink Fairy Armadillo
i have some excellent news for you about fairy armadillos
Of diving in too deep
if Oliver Reed is at your hostage situation it’s only polite
A functional FBI under Trump would be investigating and preparing evidence about everyone in the administration.
Overkill by Men at Work is stuck in my head
I can’t get to sleep
Sesame Street v @sesamestreet X.com The word of the day is HABIBI! Happy #ArabAmericanHeritageMonth from Ramy Youssef, Elmo, and all of your friends on Sesame Street! screenshot of elmo asking: Mr. Ramy, what does salamu alaykum mean? 9:10 AM • 4/16/26
i love sesame street so much for not wavering on the values so many of us grew up learning from that show & yes the replies are the dumpster fire klan rally you’d expect them to be on there (like i have yet to find even a remotely funny one)
They’re all in jumpsuits in some billionaire’s volcano lair
without form, what are we?
They want to fire one of the proven best liars before they call for investment based on lies?
Seems odd.
A jury is deciding whether to convict the bee lady of assaulting deputies—there was no verdict after a partial day of deliberations.
Oh yay. Chronically ill people w/ complex (monitored) medication needs are about to get panicked phone calls from everyone they know (who have suddenly become medication experts) telling them to stop their meds.
NOTE: DO NOT DO THIS. (Both the calls or the VERY DANGEROUS sudden discontinuation.)
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“Came open.” Next one of your kitchen knives goes missing and you hear the soft dragging of felt across the floor in the dark.
Are we sure this is King Charles and not his mom wearing his skin?
Going to be a whole lot of this sort of nervous rebranding happening I think.
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The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
- Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures