Now i want a whistle dog.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Archon, Archon II: Adept and Realm of Impossibility. Very underrated game!

PHILIFAN has evolved into FLORIFAN.

I just put Might and Magic 1 onto my c64u for the weekend ironically enough.

Oh that's cool! I'm just now cutting my teeth at making my own buildings rather than restoring the broken ones. Good inspiration! I just need more bricks. Always bricks.

Life aspirations right here.\

How does Laserbeak get out? :(

It's even funnier if you read the full bug report

"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."

Oh hot damn, just say the words Dungeon Master and I'm in. My favorite game ever.

I still get the RRSP mail for a couple since I took over the PO Box 7 years ago. I cannot figure out how to get them to stop!

Ask and you shall receive

I want a new MLB Power Pro. Such a good game.

Itching to get home and play. Isaac + Into the Breach + cats + poop, shove into a blender.

There's a flock on the grass at Britannia Beach that I see on my commute home every day. They make me happy. Honk.

Pinball Hall of Fame, or not being in Vegas nowadays.

Attabird. Get yours!

My old kitty bought $20 in Final Fantasy Record Keeper bux when I gone to the other room for a moment.

What about Flat Fuck Friday? The song remains in my head constantly.

Mii Plaza | Wii (2006)

Hawkins Cheezies. A proper diplomatic offering. Well done.

The birds are disappointed.

Where's Soundwave?! I only see Optimus.

On that note, I ordered the bricks to make a Buzzsaw to go with Laserbeak in peak Xennial nerd mode.

gn

lol owned

Had a moment of weakness and ordered one yesterday.

I call my boy cat Big Man a lot because, well, he is. His sister is Princess Snortsnort though.