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Words cut out from abstinence-only religion books are pasted onto a background image of Biblical figures. The words read, "All your friends are sexually involved. You neigh, drawing them towards your corral. You begin to feel your own Packer. Now, take time to carefully consider... without releasing the balls."

ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!
#ART

Now is both the best time and the worst time to post hole

I would hope this is obvious to most people, but if you have a loved one who’s a picky eater (for any reason, but especially if they’re a picky eater due to autism), it is imperative that you accommodate their food needs. Especially if they’re your partner or your kid, who you signed up for loving

A painting of a dog on top of a speaker in a room decorated with rock-themed items; the dog is pretending to use an umbrella as if it were a guitar.

Puppy dreaming of being a rockstar.

A 6th gender has been added to my personal collection. The others are Wizard, Unicorn, Faggot, Dyke, and Man(?) - The newest one is Wife Guy. It’s been a long time coming I think

🌿 Gift for @shesterrni.bsky.social
I love your arts and your therizinosaurus OC so much!

[ #paleoart #traditionalart #pendrawing #dinosaur ]

‘SPACEBALLS 2’ is titled ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Every explanation of why young people are unhappy that doesn't talk about stuff like this is either wrong or pushing an agenda.

b/w lion in profile: "The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With the Eeeeeeeee Sound That Rings in His Ears Randomly"

Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble -> I hate this useless piece of shit software -> Depression After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble -> Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut -> No depression

glamour portrait of a squinting blonde opossum overlaid on a mountain landscape, his own ghost hovering behind him: "sometimes when i close my eyes i can't see"

octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) on twitter: "I posted "i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby's" on facebook and my uncle replied "not true.""

hunter (@3gpmh) on twitter: "micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated"

chatpile roan (@chatpileroan) on twitter: "a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm"

-i spent money- in comic sans covering a scrungly yelling kitten.

sevensmallgummies: "Sphinx employee slash bodega cat that blocks the door and asks riddles, the owner has the answer of the day on a paper taped to the door. it never notices." sevensmallgummies: "important addition from a friend: everyone thinks REALLY hard and regulars makes two bad guesses so it feels like it's doing a good job"

This is The Thread™ (Bluesky v2) (v1: bsky.app/profile/standplaatskrk.p...

dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"

I've run out of responses.

A functioning country would have already handed out life sentences so far down the line of succession that some of the verdicts would be the first time you ever heard their names.

lammy

#tdov

furries watching war crimes happen: "oh gosh reading the news is too hard for this puppy! what's everyone's favorite thing ever?! hehe! also, here is a link to my store! thanks for shopping ❤️"

a sketchy portrait of an anthro wolf grinning with square goggles on top of their spiky hair. there is text next to their face that reads "i hope this hurts". (Feed: Art)

i hope it

ough

even more Siti
#siti