I know I bitch and moan a lot on here about not being able to find a good bagel in New Haven. But, this is the spot people keep recommending. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE AN EGG OR CINNAMON RAISIN BAGEL?! The recommendation is honestly offensive.

WHAT TEST?!

Another day of “Gasolina” being my ear worm.

Shhhhh, I still have 22 days left of my 30’s.

OH MY GOD! Can a man do ANYTHING without a woman’s help!?

Where is HIS shirt?!

I’d really like it if maybe the Cat Distribution System™️ picked me this year.

A TAURUS?! I AM DISAPPOINTED!!!

Omg I need to know what her star sign is lol this is so selfish

I MISS EVERYONE I’VE EVER LOVED.

I THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE THE WATER BOILS.

I’ve never hated a paywall more than

In my experience, if a man says his love language is physical touch, he’s gunna give you the hardest time if you ever turn down his sexual advances.

Or favor. That’s what that would’ve said if Steve Jobs were still alive and my phone didn’t suck.

No no, they’re doing everyone a favorite. Keep the scum outta the prem.

I love hockey jersey chipotle BOGO day

It’s not with curds tho. Typically with mozzarella

Oh wow…

HAPPY 4/20

Cheese fries with gravy!

Disco fries discourse?

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

GREEN KNIGHT

Why isn’t my local my theater doing a showing of Half Baked today at 4:20pm? Why is everyone so stupid? Like I could do all their jobs so much better.

Oh man, that’s “For Emma, Forever Ago” for me.

Rabbit Fur Coat is my favorite JL release. Period.

Every Taylor Swift fan is fucking delusional bro I swear to god

I mean, I love them all. Just in different orders lol

It is their best one 💖

Ok, but if it’s not Execution, then we actually have a problem.