vividly recall saincome in a zoom loosely pitching me on designing tongue in cheek daisy merch as a nod at this

just had a Wet Nightmare. any one else experience this?

is any one in need of a free lance hall monitor? i am larger and more intimidating than most children. could corral and discipline them easily. e-mail me.

hey sorry i missed your email i just fell off a turnip truck and have been recovering

(over footage of new jersey turnpike) woke up this mooorninnn… mogged yourself a foooid…

3D printing custom funko pops of my wife and her boyfriend for their anniversary and im wondering if it would be ok to add me in there as well?

“A white boy in motion tends to stay in motion” - 𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐄𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧

sorry ma’am if you were formerly known as twigs im just unsure what i should call you now sorry ma’am just trying to be polite

John Candy sounds like a fake name a panicked pedophile would make up on the spot when asked

just had a Wet Nightmare. any one else experience this?

u made this up. u just made this up right now to trick me.

saw birdo in the mario trailer and felt an indescribable pang in my gut. will be dwelling on this and its implications.

hey man do u wanna come over for dinner later? im taking a bunch of loose crumbs i found on my floor and sprinkling them on toast

charli xcx should contribute to her viral marketing campaign for the film "The Moment" by taking on her multi-armed form, not unlike Vishnu, on live television and say "Now I Am Become Brat, Destroyer of Worlds" i think that would go super viral, and be popular with teens

luigi should have his own lesser brother. it is simply not fair to him that he must kick up to mario and Mario alone.

i personally suffer with Adult ICE Derangement Syndrome

great job idiots! now you’re both banned 😊

Hey Gabe,

Thanks so much for reaching out, sorry to hear about your complaint! However, we at Tivoli Cinema have never screened Zootopia 2. Could you have had this experience at another theatre? Hope this helps.

See you at the movies! 🍿

- Management

you think he doesn’t know?

the cinema is all ways better with a Friend ❤️

have really been getting fed up with how i am treated at the work place. hopefully crossing out my title and position on my name tag and writing in “Genius Christ • CEO” changes this for me.

guy down the street from me just started building a fucking bone temple. what an ass hole. whole neighborhoods gonna stink now. great. awesome.

hey brother! been a minute lol just was thinking about how we used to force feed lit cherry bombs to neighborhood pets as kids haha. couldnt do that nowadays because of "you know" lmao. any way short on rent this month, wondering if you could help also do u have a 3d printer? xo

(checking my phone): You have 1 new notification from the Sewn app!

(wincing, pinching my brow, cluster headache forming behind my eyes) if i open this and it says to me some shits been reaped im gonna lose my mind im gonna actually lose my fucking mind

listening to some Jane Additive. it’s like that other artist a little. but you gain something.

excuse me yes maitrê de? reservation for two, please. yes, at McDonalds Hamburgers. thank you.

you watching marty supreme: wow this white man is awful and learns nothing and still succeeds. problematic!

me watching marty supreme (6th time): how did they make tennis so small. enough to fit on a table no less. even the common man can now participate.... and i think thats baeutiful

BBL Netanyahu

every man woman and child in America deserves a dinner with Jay z. under a Kamala presidency, this would have been mandated.

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