WHY ONLY IF?

Alexander Kustov @akoustov.bsky.social • 8h For folks who still believe it's OK to stay on this website, I'm genuinely curious: can you go through these quote posts and tell me with a straight face that this is an acceptable way for adults with PhDs to engage in intellectual discussion in 2026?

This has real “grandma can you pick me up from the rap battle” energy

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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing “We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...

"The new See ’N Say Friend or Foe Threat Classifier. 'The cow says: HOSTILE. The duck says: NEUTRALIZED. The sheep says: COORDINATES CONFIRMED. The horse says: REDACTED.'"

The press is intent on whitewashing Republican agency out of everything.

I hadn't heard about Kash Patel's drinking until I read about his defamation lawsuit against the Atlantic.

We've been spying on you. Sorry for your loss.

#Satire

I’d Love to Pass Through the Strait of Hormuz, but No Worries If Not “I’m reaching out because, well, I’ve got this shipment of 2.1 million barrels of crude oil, and I would LOVE it if I could just squeeze on by and pass throu...

"I don’t want you to think I’m asking for special treatment. I’m sure you’re absolutely swamped with 'I need to pass through the Strait of Hormuz' asks these days. Everyone is like, 'I’m carrying fertilizer or natural gas or another essential commodity!' Ughhh, must be so annoying."

They should make RAM for people. I'm tired, let me put a little extra stick of juice in me, y'know?

Beginning to think that the Trump presidential library, like TrumpCoin, or in an earlier era, his hotels, is just a useful front for processing bribes to the President.

As a software engineer, this shit terrifies me to no end. Y'all need to stop turning your homes, the one final bastion of privacy, into willing panopticons.

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

Salute to an all-time tweet

At the beginning of Threads, the brands were extra unhinged bsky.app/profile/park...

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.

Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS

Bluesky today

the US military's logistical dominance was once so complete they could get ice cream to sailors serving in the western pacific

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Beautiful women named InternalServerError won’t stop messaging me

With a final tally of 213-214, the war powers resolution to disengage US forces from the war on Iran failed by a single vote.

Representative Jared Golden of Maine was the sole Democratic lawmaker to vote against the measure. Had he voted for it, it would have passed, handing Trump an historic loss.

Bluesky sure is one of the websites of all time, huh

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

Governor Spanberger is kind of like an anti-Mamdani in that she is ostensibly a normal boring Democrat with basically no media presence except for a weekly headline where she signs the "Deport All Republicans To West Virginia Act"

An error message that says “Forbidden” below a “Reply” button

Honestly this should probably happen more often

It is also pretty telling that he said the r-word in the context of once again denying that his Totenkopf tattoo was a Nazi symbol and refusing to take any responsibility for his actions.

Good for him but I am tired of learning about all the ways a 41-year-old candidate for U.S. Senate supposedly has a lot more growing and learning to do. Maybe do that before the Senate? And maybe try out a lower office before then?

Or maybe we just watch him blossom into another Sinema/Fetterman.

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