I’m old enough to remember when sitcoms were like:

Man 1: Mrs. Jones will be here soon.
Man 2: Careful—it’s not Mrs. Jones. It’s “Mizz”.

<studio audience laughs for ten minutes>

My latest for The Beaverton. :)

Yes, actors have to be incredibly brave and vulnerable, but did you know that sometimes TV writers have to type while 8 people watch?

If you see this happening in Canada it's because someone lost a button or found a cool bug, and I am really fucking proud of that.

This what happens when you let a straight person plan a parade.

My latest for The Beaverton. Have a freaky Father’s Day! 😵‍💫

My latest for the Beaverton. 🇨🇦

Trump reminds Americans he only promised not to start foreign wars LOS ANGELES - As National Guard troops took to the streets ready to open fire on U.S. citizens in the name of "Making America Great Again", President Trump reminded all Americans that he only stands a...

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Cindr. That's all I got.

Now I want to spend the day coming up with names for a medieval dating app. I don't have time for this, Clare! :)

You, too! #funhang

You’re my hero for this thread and a thousand others before it. 👏👏👏

There's a real skill to properly supporting the bread while dipping without also dipping your support finger.

Show us your writing process in a gif

Facts.

What people forget about the 90's is that these things could just appear on random surfaces at any time without warning.

My ADHD in one image. #adhd

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Canada's Excellent Election Security YouTube video by Steve Boots

As we're in the final campaign week before the Federal Election, here's a quick-yet-detailed video from @steveboots.bsky.social on the process used by Elections Canada to keep the count totally safe and secure. A good watch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dneY...

To honour the life and service of Pope Francis, I will be ordering lunch from my favourite Catholic restaurant, Pope Yes.

I LOVE that Canada’s entire federal election campaign takes only 5 weeks. We don’t have to endure two years of toxic, divisive build up. Also the whole shebang is done with bits of paper and golf pencils. ❤️

Podcasters: Until those findings are replicated in a peer-reviewed journal, I will remain highly skeptical.

Podcasters during ad breaks: Good news, guys. You can fix your credit while you sleep with MoneyPillow.

Showbiz Fact: You’ll never see side-eye like you will if you stroll into work on a TV set at 11am and say “good morning” to people.

JFC, it really is a whole different universe over there.

Turns out you can play 4-dimensional chess and just make the horsies hump.

The Candy Man. Bad melody, worse lyrics, nobody sounds good singing it, also kinda creepy.

A hopeful thread 😎

Thank you for posting this! 🥰

On TV, ideally.