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Posts by QueenSimia

So yeah. Don't smack your kids, even if they're intentionally trying to get a rise out of you. The damage stays with them for life.

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That early-life conditioning runs deep, and is part of the reason I never wanted children. I can't trust myself not to get violent when frustrated, as I did when I was left to watch my much-younger siblings. They've since forgiven me, but I still grieve that I abused them in the way I was.

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Honestly, I used to be one of those, even after many years of therapy. I was both spanked and slapped across the face as a kid, and I still find myself reflexively thinking "that kid needs a smack" when seeing a child being bratty in public. It takes conscious effort to remember that's abuse.

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you either make room in your movement for fruity furry freaks or your movement dies. it's that simple

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we've seen the first flickers of backlash over the last ~5 years, with big name (self-described) leftist influencers reacting with grudging bemusement to news like a furry researcher becoming the frontline pandemic science communicator while working on a shelf-stable version of the vaccine

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"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language'
"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language' YouTube video by CartoonBrew.com Official

I'd legit watch the whole movie like this
youtu.be/WBrvA6L196o?...

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I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

regulareyepatchwolf@gmail.com

Humans only. no ai.

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Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries:
Ruby: Hims is round.
Sapphire: He a Ball
FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd
Emerald: Hees Circel
Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball
HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

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Painting of a couple young women being offered fruit by goblins. One looks frightened, but the other seems a bit curious

Painting of a couple young women being offered fruit by goblins. One looks frightened, but the other seems a bit curious

The Goblin Market — Hilda Koe c. 1895

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she whines when I restrict her edit access in SharePoint, so looking forward to this week's one-on-one 🫠🔫

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my boss on her boss: "I wish he'd just trust my decisions! I have a background in marketing!"

also my boss: "I know you have a formal education in design and 20 years' experience, but I'll go in and make this text bigger and a non-brand color. Also not telling you when I alter templates :) "

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Bust-up Mondays with Noz! I draw boobs. You can commission them here.

If you want to book a Bust-up slot for next week or beyond, deets are here:

bustrush.carrd.co

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A screenshot from a live stream picturing an elf in armor in the center, and an elf with her boobs just right out there on the right.

A screenshot from a live stream picturing an elf in armor in the center, and an elf with her boobs just right out there on the right.

Episode something-something of trying to stream every single day until I get done with my work. Guest-starring, Bust-up Monday.

Mic's on but I won't be talking much because I'm listening to podcasts today.

picarto.tv/nozdraws

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They dressed like a bear and damaged a Rolls-Royce in an audacious insurance scheme A fraud scheme involving wearing bear costumes across Southern California has ended in jail time for three people, according to authorities.

What about their Second Amendment rights? www.latimes.com/california/s...

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A Front Facing Icon of bluelightspecil's Sona in a more starry attire

A Front Facing Icon of bluelightspecil's Sona in a more starry attire

A Front facing icon of a happy Shadow Cat with a White outline and blush marks on a purple background.

A Front facing icon of a happy Shadow Cat with a White outline and blush marks on a purple background.

I'll be straight up. I want Tomodachi Life's new game. But I'm Broke AF and I'm doing Comm Catchup rn while job hunting. But I have the time to take some small comms to get the funds for the game, or more. so if you're interested, HMU!

ko-fi.com/pepperchessu...

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black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

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Monster Truck Marriage
Monster Truck Marriage YouTube video by Vargskelethor - Topic

the track in question, for the curious
youtu.be/n7MJPVSQNTs

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my "Faster Than Sex" review: I've had it on heavy rotation in my car (I hope she realizes I'm only interested in her platonically), and I believe "Monster Truck Marriage" was playing when a car with its windows open pulled up next to me. After a few seconds, they slowly rolled out of earshot. 69/10.

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I feel there was an even more significant contributing factor:

Americans are, on balance, profoundly unhappy people. For many, being advised to let go of what no longer sparked joy felt like a cruel mockery -- if not an existential crisis.

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I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

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He sounds like a sports commentator I could listen to him talk about animal chases all the time 😅

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if only one could realistically believe the makers when they say, "no, really, this machine really WON'T be used to terrorize State Undesirables™, for realsies!"

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20 years ago, this would've made my scifi robot-loving self go all doki-doki sparkly-eyed. Today, however... 🔨😬

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Color drawing of Caine from the Amazing Digital Circus as a red haired human man with old-timey facial hair, with his hand propped against his cheek in reference to a familiar image of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Color drawing of Caine from the Amazing Digital Circus as a red haired human man with old-timey facial hair, with his hand propped against his cheek in reference to a familiar image of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men~"
Based on that one shot of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. You know the one. #TADCCaine #IRLCaineAU

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Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

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Welcome to the butlerian jihad mister pope

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Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

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I don't want a partner
That shouldn't preclude me from having housing

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A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

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Pragmata's writing is extremely sappy but in a nice way. The context of it being a dad game is that it approaches being a dad as 'what if a dad in a dad game was patient, kind and encouraging of their child" which is what you want all dads to be yet weirdly most dad games are about disputes. Hm.

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