there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Jim Harbaugh giving Pope Francis a Michigan football helmet and a pair of shoes

Pope Francis has asked to be buried wearing his Michigan football helmet.

Shaquille O’Neal in a purple suit, purple tie.

Hear me out: Shaq for Speaker.

I want to talk about a Passover tradition that will forever remain in my memory as a guiding principle in my Jewish identity. Passover is a holiday about Exodus, an event described in the old testament where Moses led us out of slavery and then through the desert for 40 years. 🧵1/11

i tried it out for a year or so in high school and almost never made it thru all six hours with my vision

couldn’t be me💀

i love doing this

congrats fam👏🏽

Trumps mugshot through a microwave door

What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:

FACE DOWN
ASS UP
THAT'S THE WAY YOU SLIDE A COP

an excited fluffy orange cat yelling in glee is enjoying her new cat tower

new cat tower just dropped 🤩

Reskeet if you like hot dog sandwiches or think America sucks

thank you Marty🙌🏽

it’s true! only the best people, thank you