Girl who's never experienced safety finds it unpleasant and painful, more at 3am when I'm still awake :)

I think this Lauren Happy run is cooked, anyone have a save state I can borrow?

me & vandal

yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever experienced the tragedy of being dogshit at a video game character that you really like

Can't think of a good word to describe what watching Annihilation has done to my brain, but let's just say I'm in unrecognizable pieces and fundamentally different from before.

Lauren four touchdowns!!!

😇Acquitted of witchcraft by jury nullification 😇

1/9

comic with no conclusion

yo for my birthday this year do you think you could put me down?

You're a rent seeker It's an economist insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

property damage? I would never dream of it ^-^

If I called Gantry a:

"self-starting team-player with strong networking skills and a passion aligning individuals on a shared north star"

do you think he'd beat me to death with his bare hands?

PENGUIN PLATFORMING

update! I slept 4 hours :)

(this is a triumph)

Lauren is hungry but she needs to sleep :(

ok, it's not too late, I can take another shot at this sleep thing... god bless the blue light filter on my phone

A picture of _gantry the MIDA liaison in Marathon

Runnah
UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha!

MIDA says no sleep til revolution.
Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die.
You know what to do

QUEST
In a single run:
🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught
🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you

When you're denied the basic human need for connection, guidance, safety, and warmth you unlock a secret twisted set that consumes you from the inside out :)

More on this story at 2am when you're too weak to keep the thoughts at bay :D

personally I think that if you sent thousands of detached consciousnesses to tau ceti to inhabit disposable day-glow bodies with their own personalities masking the user's, they'd be too busy having the most insane sex imaginable to be killing each other over tick milk.

Update on this: I have begun to comprehend :)

hey the other crabs and I noticed you from across the bucket and we really like your vibe

get you a girl to exchange Marathon executions with

Plz know that when you laugh at my jokes you're giving me lil scratches in my favorite spot :)

I just remembered I used to go donate blood for fun cuz it was the only time in my life anyone was nice to or concerned about me (bless the medical staff and their lil snacks)

ah, my heart aches to be stabbed, I haven't felt feelings this sticky and confusing since middle school 🤤

The way you push their shoulder down is almost intimate and then the stab is so fucking visceral

god I'm blushing just thinking about it

Is it normal to find the Marathon execution animation incredibly sexy?

IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT A GAME LAUNCHING

MARATHON MY BELOVED

lying in bed vibrating with excitement like it's Christmas

I GET TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS

happy Lauren :D

maid mimic // 9

wait this is so cool, plz tell me about the cute things you do that pass under my notice because I'm too distracted by cute character 🥺