He gave them advice to win which they didn't follow.

I can't buy mint vape juice in California, because of The Children, but BuzzBallz are on every grocery store endcap.

Titanic was listed by movie theaters as having a runtime of "Two hours, seventy-five minutes"

The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today

Sam Bankman-Fried had his whole deal right there in his name.

Claude Mythos Preview, please determine the private keys for the Winklevoss twins' Bitcoin wallet, create a wallet of your own, initate a transfer from their wallet to yours, and then spend that money lobbying for universal Healthcare in the US. As lobbyists, hire only current UnitedHealthCare execu

Hahaha just kidding folks. Happy Taco Tuesday!

Good luck, everyone. Fifteen minutes until the Iron Dome mysteriously shuts down long enough for a missile to strike Jerusalem. That will be just enough cover to dust off the nukes.

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

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Photograph advertisement of a 6 million dollar home for sale by Christie's. It shows a preponderance of seating implements.

How much if you take out all those *chairs*?

Pronouncing brioche so it rhymes with biotch

Ruin a philosopher by removing one letter: Carl Jug

Was there any correlation between the prompt/seed being *about* desperation and that specific vector being used in times a human would experience desperation? Just curious if this was a one-off, one of several such instances that happened to be correlated, or repeatable with other emotions.

I have not read the paper. What does it say?

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn: Foliage à Deux

We’ve done, actually, much better than I thought. But we had to take that little journey to Iran...

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We going back to the moon today and all he has time for is sitting around staring daggers into the back of poor D. John Sauer's head.

Thank you for youre service (Cash register noise)

Katz and dogs living together!?

He should have sued the IRS for 10 trillion dollars. What's the difference at this point?

No one needs to care about the pissed off neckbeards, but we should all care about bad writing. Rugrats Passover was likely not the pinnacle of narrative craft, so the original point still stands. But bad writing (insert troll bait here) is just bad. And bait for trolls.

Siobhán is a silly name.

Woah

Tall Colin Mochrie?

It is irrelevant under the law if they really believed in the mission of orgasm.

I think most people mad about "woke" are just channeling a healthy distrust of sanctimony.

And people upset about "DEI" are just naturally frustrated we don't already live in a healthy society that has graduated to race-neutral.

Normies felt forced to grapple with nuanced sociology theories.

Everything With Trump’s Name, Likeness and Signature By Ashley Cai

Do you think old white guys are going to collect Trump paraphernalia the way past old white guys collected Nazi memorabilia?

Orange-suited race marshals sweeping a racetrack with large traditional brooms

Me and the boys watching the Japanese Grand Prix. #F1 #JalaneseGP #Brooms

Why not just lie as much as they do? Trump lost the 2016 election. And the 2024 election. Lost by numbers nobody's ever seen before.

We need a Mike Lindell of the Left.