Am I drunk? Yes. Am I excited for sweet tea season? YES.

Is 13 Ghosts one of my favorite movies??

Sometimes a movie just needs to be about cool kills and sick sfx makeup

Like, don't get me wrong, I love thinky horror. I love deep message horror. But please sometimes the brain just needs 13 Ghosts or Saw or Freddy vs Jason. Nom nom nom popcorn

I love popcorn horror, it's just so good. Yum yum yum

So like. The Fall Guy is Hamlet as a rom com?

Imagine being married to me and I just start speaking in early modern English (no accent) because I think it's a funny bit

Ian thinks it's funny too but won't admit it

Only one of us got a linguistics degree

Date idea: watch all of LotR (extended edition, of course) and rate the orcs on a scale of hotness

Wise words from a toddler: it's ok to fall down!

We're back with our season opener, Saturday, 3/21!

🕖 Doors 6:30 PM | Starts 7:00 PM
🎟️ GA Presale: 2 for $25 | VIP: $50
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🌮 Cactus Blue food truck
💸 50/50 Raffle supporting Alianzas De Phoenixville

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HILARY KNIGHT ON SNL

🥹 @officialdhmis.bsky.social

Well, this isn't Dunk shitting behind a tree

So drunk that I decided the season finale of A Knight of Seven Kingdoms is worth trying Game of Thrones again

No matter what happens in OT, Hilary Knight wins

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

"I got a tattoo to deal with my emotions and other healthy coping mechanisms"

Thinking about that time I got grounded from reading

Therapist: so where are you feeling the anxiety about the state of the world in your body?
Me: no idea, I'm too busy feeling all the little bees giving me artwork on my skin, but I think this is a very productive session.

Honestly could only be better if I had talk therapy WHILE getting a tattoo.

I'm so excited, because wdym I get talk therapy AND TATTOO THERAPY in the same week?! Is this what not being mentally ill is like?!

It's fine, I see my therapist Wednesday, he'll judge my music tastes or something

Honestly, maybe the warning sign was how into The Life of the World to Come I was getting. Like, Deut 2:10 comes on and I'm listening to it MINIMUM five times and crying myself to sleep.

I'm in a very Front Bottoms mood, and if that's not a sign to get tf back on ssris I don't know what is.

We're starting The Borgias because now we're on a François Arnaud kick. I love these Spanish and Italian people with their British accents.

A plastic niddy noddy holds a hank of white and red plied yarn

A hank of green and white plied yarn is draped across the back of a dining room chair. The table behind it isn't important, but it is cluttered

The same green and white yarn is on the spindle it was plied onto.

I'm 34 and just now starting to think I may be cool. Like, I've started spinning yarn, and I'm not good yet, but I think that's cool? Because maybe being cool is about being authentic?? Where was this confidence when I could have used it? Like in my 20s or whatever??

I'm so glad I have something to hyper focus on while being sad about having to rehome our dog for safety reasons. Today I learned how exactly the ratios work on spinning wheel

Toddler meditations on YouTube are a godsend

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

Went to bed at 1 AM after cleaning and prepping all day for Thanksgiving, woke up half an hour ago, which was 15 minutes before my first alarm (a safety so I could snooze depending on how I felt when it went off). I'm exhausted and excited, secretly this is the best time I've been having.