rob/defraud them

how have they been paying you? 😭

12-inch ultra-thin macbook retina

getting a slack ping at 7:40am gave me a minor panic attack. like my body didn’t anticipate getting a slack ping before 8am at least. anyway, imma go adjust my notification settings

debating whether i should forego all evening productivity and celebrate 4/20 early

i’m not gonna pay for this (even tho, i’m probably using about 3 cents). maybe i’ll look into running a local LLM instead 🧐

my stingy ass is using the free tier of Gemini Flash Lite model with Brave Search acting as a search provider. which resulted in rate limiting and model crapping out during early iterations.

impressed: was able to get an apple reminder and apple note added via a natural language instruction

not impressed: during one of the iteration, one model crapped the bed, resulting in slop that models in further iterations couldn’t auto heal

spun up an instance of openclaw to check out what the hype is, and i’m both impressed and not impressed at the same time

protein pasta, protein popcorn, what’s next? protein lipgloss? protein douche?

nuh uh

help, not the fake sign language lady 😭

Friend: You know when we first met, I thought you were intimidating

Me: How? I’m a soft spoken skinny tiny little dude. If we were in a fistfight, you would win.

Friend: Oh, your speech pattern is similar to Martha Kelly’s

oh i have an idea, we can probably demo a prototype with some duck tape

meanwhile, all i get on my feed is floptropica social-economic news 😢

i’m so out of the loop, can somebody tell me the tldr of what’s going on today?

flopped so hard i can feel my waist expanding

the way everyone immediately orders an angel shot similar to filing an hr report on workday

rob him and then leave behind a lego brick as a calling card

in order to be a manly alpha man man, you will need to gaymaxing to the max

no, a yubikey containing a passkey - like physical passkey not saved on your device. wouldn’t that be more secure?

let’s trade, touch id magic keyboard for a yubikey containing liz’s passkey to theranos server

aren’t you on windows and android now?

well, i already know ur intention is to rob so shoo

guys, how do i get attention?

“once you’re done, create a branch for every 5 lines of diff and open an MR for each branch, assign it to my engineering manager” (for performance visibility, they don’t code at all)

discounted hot person (defective)

bieber actually told his fan to do so in 2020

did someone start a campaign of streaming this song on repeat overnight at 0% volume?

i’m sadness 🧑‍🏫