Diana babe if you’re still out there I hope you remember the thread we wrote of Jonathan & Steve
making out in the Byers’ kitchen at 2 am on this day because I know I do

honestly all of ST5 is redeemed to me on account of the tangible sexual tension between Steve & Jonathan (which I know is solely because of the attraction Charlie & Joe have to each other but I digress)

"my way of speaking was mocked by a linguistic anthropologist" sounds like the punchline to a joke but no that is genuinely just my life

whatever I’m so normal idc

professors will talk about non-coursework related stuff to other students for 20 mins then be like “I’m busy” when you ask for help

society is in need of a masked vigilante that publicly shames people who listen to Tiktoks & Instagram reels at max volume in a public space

U try to write within any panfandom rp nowadays & it's just Genshin Impact

I too would accept evil wizardry into my heart if this clown effortlessly outmogged my goofy extended hairline like this after being dead for 7 years while I toiled at barbecues & diaper changing stations

SSJ2 Goku does something to me I’m afraid. seeing his hairline is the equivalent of a flash of ankle in Victorian England

just discovered the greatest song in the history of mankind & it's from Trigun

meeting an old coworker & telling him I'm #Leaving & he straight said "god bless child, America is ass" lmaooo

driving on the wrong side of the road because he had to bypass traffic via a turning lane btw

if I almost die to another broccoli haired white boy in his Momma’s Mercedes I swear to god I am going to crash out

how I feel studying archaeology & physical anthropology only to forget the material 2 weeks later because I will never need to know the 53 styloid processes of the human body or the pitfalls of Petrie’s seriation technique to practice my discipline in the future

getting mad at the Cadillac that cut me off to merge on a major interstate going 45 mph, only to pass him & see a literal Draugr in the driver’s seat .. my bad

Metal Madness towering over Team Sonic

I'LL CRUSH YOU

every time I attempt to roleplay in a public space I just remember why I stopped

I fully support this. alternatively you can get in a car & belt it at night

genuinely getting a little frightened by this sudden paternal streak that has materialised in me these past few months. first it was Lancer & now it’s Rem. those are my children

so like. I don't want the world to see me. but also. it's because I don't think that they'd understand

the true landmark of maturation is crying to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

in other words I try to temper myself but if I ever sound abrasive or cold please know it is the autism & not personal but if I do cause hurt I will absolutely own up to it because exhaustion is not an excuse for callousness

getting tired of masking so I am slowly turning into a blunt person which people (understandably) perceive as abrasion which I feel really guilty for but I am just always so Exhausted #NotesOnDiseasesofCivilization

Xeno from RE9 has me so unbelievably mentally ill. not for the reasons one may think

Never mind.

I had considered this but I'm pmsing so it just got to me kjsfnkdsjf even when I play OVW w/ you guys I'm like "am I being obnoxious.."

every Lash player deserves prison

unironically I think Queen Deltarune & Doorman Deadlock would cunt out together

you can't play any game without some unemployed loser talking shit on you all of the time because they're miserable & have no life