I’ve been blaming my inability to tell time on the pandemic but I actually think it’s the phone usage— cognition is so fucked! Time for grandma to do word puzzles

Probably 😂 I like to imagine he’s a trust fund baby, in this moldy apartment across a crazy intersection

I will never forget the white teacher that thought he was encouraging a Mexican kid to read. “Riders of Rohan, those guys are cool!” I was so embarrassed I never read in his class again 😭😭 sorry, I know now what you were trying to do!

no one told me about lord of the rings, I don’t have a white father to read to me, I literally found it on a table in the library and I was like what are these cool markings 🤔

learning English through fantasy/sci fi novels just hit different— I don’t even mean to sound all Galadriel on your ass, it’s my Mexican dramatics meeting my American nerdiness, just how it is

I don’t think my neighbor works wtf unless laughing every morning and night with who I assume is his girlfriend is a job??? It’s cute but How do you pay your bills???

So oops a bit longer than 28 years but there was 4 years in there when I was in college and pretty much didn’t play anything 😩

The snes came out 1991… we prob got it years later when it was cheaper… so I’m guessing I’ve been playing games since around mid-90s!

the prompts were difficult 😣 I only have time for like 1-2 games a year so that’s a good 28 years or whenever the SNES came out

I did a workshop about this in the before times, called The City as Character, pretty much telling peeps don’t get obsessed about them, but here’s some shorthands on how humans perceive and experience space. You can do a lot by positioning of characters for example

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It’s been bad but this one specifically I was about to hysterically cry but then I became comatose from 1.5 magic pills. It would have been hell without them. Thanks to a bud that shared them with me to make flying possible

Divas come in all shapes and sizes

photo of the man who tried to run me over and fight me about it. dark olive skin, late 20s/early 30s, probably 5’6

photo of a silver 09 toyota fj cruiser license plate CWF8796

if you live in cap hill, this guy in an 09 silver toyota fj cruiser tried to run me down on pine & 14th (in front of dingfelder’s), then rounded the block to try and fight me while trying every slur imaginable to spike my cortisol. if you see this guy in the wild, he will try to fight you. CWF8796

Fatphobia truly inescapable, how it shows up around us since birth

This would be a good Halloween costume 😭

It’s “the hill!!”

Greatest hack in life is to be born lucky 🍀

I have it on vinyl which makes no sense, I’d rather have it on cassette 😭😂

I love the sound track, I still put it on time to time

Bad choices were good… I manifested a ride back so a 1hr plus trek back en la madrugada, reduced to 20 min all while listening to Cocteau Trains

You’re not insane dude, it’s crazy that just asking for a little more effort (same inputs on a phone…) cause you don’t wanna use the tech lord’s data mining skinner box

trained the boy to say “por pendeja” instead of “I told you so” and I think that’s beautiful

love a king that knows his rights— and wants you to know yours too!!!

The Mexican channels (canal 5) would have this on all the time so I’ve yet to see it in English 😂

Hmmmm…. Let me zero it in… gold bias tape? Brass o rings? Gold felt or nonfray fabric? 1.5”-2” bright light purple ribbon? This skirt is wild!

that also not the first time that mail box been hit too lmao… they need to call up team bollard

Omg I did too 😂😂😂

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