Where was Van Dijk there you cunts!?

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I've had less wanks this year than these commentators have had over Liverpool in the opening 30 minutes like #nufc

Anyone done the Amsterdam ferry recently? How outrageously priced are the drinks?

Mate all I have to do is send her £3000 to fly over and she's taking me out in London

Some doubters will say the bots have arrived on here. I personally think this is the real Reese Witherspoon

We are asking fans attending this weekends fixture Vs Brentford to join us in a 1 minute applause in the 10th minute to celebrate academy gratitude and former player Anthony Gordon’s 1st goal for England. 👏🏻💫💙 #OhhAnthonyGordon

Please repost to raise awareness

It must feel shit though as a fan. All those graduates of your academy in the England squad and not one plays for you still. Just feels really soulless to me. I think they probably will as well. They do have some quality players and have played well in moments.

Without a doubt. We need to be bringing young players through. To either fill our squad or sell on for profit (I hate that btw). Shows we have that route to England

Even better than none were capped before coming here. Great advertisement for young talent whi have international ambitions.

People talk about echo chambers online but, heck, in real life I don't hang out with horrible people.

I think he's class! Always mint for West Ham and I'd have him in a heart beat. Just hasn't done it for England for me

Me "I don't think Bowen offers much when he play for England" Bowen smashes one in with his first touch

Thought we were all being nice to each other?

"Kanes dropping deep" also the sky is blue and grass is green

Haway then statos. When was the last time we had 3 players start for England? #nufc

Howden Aldi is a top tier establishment

Honestly I’d rather chew on gravel sat in a piss-filled puddle than eat at that table. It’s like the painting where dogs are playing pool, but instead of pool it’s McDonalds and instead of dogs it’s imbeciles

Noooo!

At first glance, I thought this was a Papa Johns hoody and honestly that says a lot about me

Just found out that Tweeting on here is called Skeeting and now I'm going to have to delete my account

Good claim to fame though. Witnessing Pinas in the flesh

I'm not built for Cowgate tbf to him

I will never understand why people just make shit up for attention. Put that effort into getting some mates you massive fucking loser

The man, the myth, the legend

Well, it was a nice day

This brings back some serious memories

I've also not seen a single random photo of Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpinter in underwear so I suppose it does have its negatives as well

😂😂😂😂

I've been on here quite a bit today and haven't seen a single lunatic going on about conspiracy theories. It's almost unnerving