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Live From The Works - Mindfulness YouTube video by Mattaf Productions

This week on Streaming Wednesdays, Matt looks at some trains. That's it. That's the whole stream. Certainly no existential dread going on here. Nope. Just trains. Join us from 8pm!

Milliband is really the best option. Streeting is a slimeball, the rest are just incompetent.

Dear Sir Keir Starmer,

Just fucking go. You've fucked it. It's over. Let someone else have a go at unfucking it. Maybe then you won't get totally obliterated at the next general election.

Can we get JD Vance to pop over to the UK to support Reform in the local elections?

I'm anti-America, does that count?

Iran war: Tehran-US peace talks fail to reach deal as Washington issues 'final offer' - follow live Vice-President JD Vance says Tehran did not accept Washington's terms, as Iran's foreign minister calls on US to hold back from making

USA: "We want your unconditional surrender, the total dismantling of your civilisation, all the uranium you have and infinite unicorns."

Iran: "...no."

USA: "This was our best and final offer! Why won't you agree to our terms?!"

Now the little shit is setting up camp in my brain and won't shut the fuck up.

Don't use Doctor Google, kids. It just leads to trouble.

I'm an idiot.

I went down a Google rabbit hole.

The little voice at the back of my head threw open the door and announced its presence.

Fuck.

Matt Plays... Thomas & Friends™: Wonders of Sodor - Matt's Inner Child YouTube video by Mattaf Productions Gaming

This week, Streaming Wednesdays returns! Matt lets his inner child out to play. Join us from 8pm (assuming there's still a civilisation with access to the internet by then).

Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

Listening to this little ditty for no particular reason.

Reid Wiseman on #Artemis II: "We have Earth out window 4 and Moon out window 3... the Moon is about 3-4 times the size of the Earth and it is almost full, and the Earth is just a small crescent out there... it's magnificent... such a majestic view out here"

Mission Control: "Amaze, amaze, amaze!"

NASA Artemis II Lunar FlyBy YouTube video by The Launch Pad

In a world that's very much dreadful, why not look up and see four brilliant humans doing something absolutely amazing?

Well that was unnecessary, Abigail.

Sorry, is your criticism that the British media are incapable of covering two things at the same time? Really?

Disappointed frankly. I so rarely get to use the "warmth and depth" line in person.

Reform wankers are canvassing on our street. Weirdly, they didn't want to talk to us, but were very chummy with our middle aged neighbours!

So I've recently found out that rejection dysphoria is a thing.

Why didn't anyone tell me that criticism, perceived rejection and actual rejection don't feel like actual, physical pain for everyone, and that's probably something you ought to look into actually, Matt?

Fuck sake.

A windmill by some wetlands. An out of focus train with a blue locomotive passes in the background. Nothing iconic going on here.

Streaming Wednesdays returns 8pm on 8th April.

Matt has got himself some therapy and is ready to be Really Useful™.

To restore pre-war standards will take time GWR LMS LNER SR

Found the country motto.

🎵 Farage.
Has only got one ball.
Ticey
Has two, but very small.
Yusuf
Has something similar.
And poor Matt Goodwin has no balls at all. 🎵

"She was not a custard expert!"
#QuoteOfTheDay

Cartoon – Headline reads ‘Missing Doctor Who episodes found’ A Doctor Who expert asks someone holding a film canister marked ‘Dr Who’ - "Where did you find them?" The Archivist says, "Behind the sofa!"

One of mine that was discovered in last week's Big Issue @bigissue.com. The new issue is out today. #DoctorWho

Well that's miserable, but regardless...

Buy him a copy of The Wee Free Men. Trust me.

Your 7 year old grandson should absolutely be reading Pratchett.

Terry Pratchett did everything JK Rowling did, but with a thousand percent more productivity and a million percent more joy.

Better by every measure.

The NHS is dreadful in many areas, but I don't hate it.

I hate it isn't properly funded and is drowning in bureaucracy. I hate that mental health care is bottom of the pile and accessing it nigh on impossible.

But it is still miles better than the alternative.

"I'm more Luke Skywalker than Robbie Williams!" #QuoteOfTheDay