day 1000 of gettin this bread!!!! 🎉

YEAHHHHHHH

The thousand draws near... I can sense it...

gimme my dishes

me asf

Rode into the new year with the solo from Free Bird playing

Who the fuck is Vexbolts

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angry max cauliflower

For eel 🗣️

It's a trend @birdmaniii.bsky.social started, and it's one of the best things ever

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Whenever there's an argument in our friend group, I break the ice using this gif

Holy shit Joogie Watkins

Boom crack the sound of my joints

Give it back then! >:(

prick

ye stick it in sum bags an ye run off with it

*slamming back hand sanitiser* man this alcohol ain't shit

That feline in the middle sure looks familiar 🤑

I don't recommend beefing with Joogie Watkins. Yes he's a thousand years old but he still knows how to fight people

Me when I fucking GET you

*walks up and puts something in your hand* present :3

*you check your hand*

*adoption papers*

*they are not yours*

Do not judge me. I have autism so it's illegal

"just a few more hours and I can go back to playing Life Is Strange"

*slaps thigh* this baby cYYYEEOOOUUCCCHHHH

Check out Guitar George, he knows all the chords

*about to give a speech to a group of neurodivergent people* Ladies and Jermas…

Rap God except Eminem is British and it's called Rap Gentleman

(zoomer pilgrim) ummm it's giving thanks