This person took this when they called the race

Of course you are, pet.

Hahaha, I would probably buy the book about you, but not for the reasons you think. It would be called: «When religious nutters go nuts».

You’re like the little engine that could.

Ah, silly little me. That must be it.

I certainly feel dumber for having spent time on your kerfuffle.

It’s almost adorable how you think your delusions are somehow relevant to mine or other people’s lives.

Oh, fab. A fictional book agrees.

Nobody cares about your outdated fairytales, dude. This is 2025. We outgrew that bullocks a hundred years ago, lol.

*marked safe from being appealing to this turd*

You are literally just ranting at this moment, you are aware of that, right? Calm down. You seem to be past your prime years. Mind your heart.

Mhm, seeing as sarcasm is something you need a certain level of maturity an IQ to understand, I can see how a clear marker would come in handy for you. For us adults, though, we just use our words.

Your first name is a patronym, not an actual first name. Jack is a first name, you are just a reference to the son of Jack.

Why do you have a last name as a first name? Your parents weren’t the cleverest either, huh?

Ah, yes. I’m the one making up fairy tales. Not you. —- Oh, and since you fail to recognise sarcasm, that was it.

Why is my feed suddenly filled with bunnies?

Økseskaft.

Ohnoez, how SHALL I go on.

It is certainly clear that affordable medicine is not readily available in your country.

Thank Gods they are wearing armour!

You should definitely get right on that.

Sarcasm isn’t your forte, is it?

Sorry, should point out that I live in a proper country where people make sensible choices and things generally work. Here’s hoping that you guys will get there some time, too.

Of course you are, lil’ buddy! You’re super clever and you deserve a treat.

Awww. Aren’t you cute with what you thought was a perfect comeback.

And you sound super smart./s

That’s absolutely a reason. You vote for the BETTER candidate.

…said the white man.

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

Det er ikke dyremishandling at en katt gjør det som katter gjør.