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Absolutely brilliant #thedarts

After 15 years it’d be really nice if England made an Ashes Series last to Christmas before meekly surrendering a series

Can’t some fucker just hold an end up for Joe Root so we can actually get a decent total. Fucks sake

With their bowling injuries and a move away from The Gabba for test one, we’ve never had a better chance to get off to a flyer in a series, and it’s been utterly wasted

What’s the old saying, you can’t win a test on Day 1 but you can certainly lose it?

All the preparation and build up and it’s been exactly the same story as every series since 2010/11

Pathetic

It would have been nice to see a non clusterfuck start to an Ashes series with Australia being a bit light on bowlers. For fucking fucks sake

Half Man Half Biscuit at KK Steel Mill. Good for the soul

Best £20 I’ve spent for a long time. A lovely last minute day of Cricket

Seeing as its Fathers Day, I’d like to share this magnificent photo of me and my Dad in about 1993

I was listening whilst driving so I’m not sure which ones I preferred, I’ll listen in full again over the weekend. Horror Clowns Are Dickheads had me in fits of laughter though

Burst out laughing three times whilst listening to the first part of the album. Lovely stuff

Great to see Hull KR win a major trophy. Absolutely pinched like, but first win in 45 years. Lovely stuff

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Drove past Hillsboro for the first time in quite a while today……

Two large glasses of wine last night and I can’t shake off a hangover. My alcohol tolerance has gone to shit.

I love Rubgy League and how they use technology properly, but the unnecessarily long process of the Video Ref is shite. Slows the game down and totally breaks momentum. Only Cricket does this stuff properly

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Hull FC v Hull KR on BBC. A rare delight…..

That picture is sickening and unbelievable.

It’d be lovely if, at some point, the dog next door stopped fucking barking at some point.

It’d also be nice if the neighbours didn’t leave it on its own all the time, then it might not rattle on 24/7

Some cracking Darts, that. Great stuff

I might have been on the piss since 1pm, but I still know a cunt when I see one

I know fuck all about boxing. But I do know that in an individual sport, you support the individual and not the country. So, I hope Fury gets battered. Fuck the homophobic prick

However I could throw a fucking Hedgehog at the board and not average 72

This Mansell v Goto game is definitely the poorest of the games so far.

Tuesday afternoon solo pint in a proper pub. Lovely

If you see this, drop a pic from the last place your passport was stamped.

Antigua

10 hour round trip on trains, 3 points and a chance meeting with a mate I’d not seen for 12 years. A good day. Up the reds

What’s fat, 40 and spending 9 of the next 12 hours on a train to tick off the last ground in league 1……