My work here is done!

Im really only back here to find other women who have been completely sideswiped by how hard Patrick Muldoon's death is hitting them.

I may be a reclusive woman of mystery, but my cinnamon rolls are still out in the wild doing God's work

Just passed the fourth anniversary of when I decided to quit being Twitter famous after a Hollywood executive called me "a real life manic pixie dream girl" to my face, but going to dip my toes back into this fetid cesspool for the next few days to see if I still feel anything! HOPE YOU'RE ALL WELL.

I haven't looked at this site in a year but felt this was important.

Why the fuck are my hands so clammy. What do clams have to do with hands.

This is the first time i have ever been sexually attracted to a man in a golf shirt.

You were in my neighborhood! Hope you found all the cool weird hidden shit.

The Smoke Bank in Baltimore- a vape store in a Greek revival form bank buildinf with a sign imitating the Porn Hub logo.

This is the apothesis of American architecture and design. Zero notes. #Baltimore

I am so proud of YOU!!!

Its been two days since the Turnstile pit and I can barely move but hot damn was it worth it.

a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling with the words `` sa da tay '' above him . Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling with the words `` sa da tay '' above him .

Pootie Tang!

One of the sexy elite lifeguards is the guy who played the first Peter Blake on Days of Our Lives, before he and his sister Kristen found out their biological father was Stefano DiMera. Another one is Jason Momoa.

This takes place AFTER Mitch Buchanan spent two years moonlighting as a private eye who solved mysteries and also once traveled to hell to fight Satan. Like I said, the perfect show.

Not spoiling how we got here but the jist is Mitch is putting together an elite Top Gun-like thing, but for lifeguards. The best (and sexiest) ones from around the world, each with a very particular set of lifeguarding skills!

David Hasselhoff has been playing Mitch Buchanan for ten seasons and he's still not good at it. This is a perfect show.

Excited to announce I've finally started Baywatch: Hawaii and as expected it is thusfar IMPECIBLE. (I am 15 minutes in)

We can have a burn it down party?

It has been three days since my idiot 44 year old ass went in the Poison the Well pit and everything hurts. Still, I regret nothing.

Im not on social media much anymore but I love stopping by for a little mindless nostalgic fluff now and again. Now back to facing the terrors!

Just found a review of the first concert I ever went to and can't believe it was only ten bucks. Told my parents I was going to a birthday sleepover for a friend whose family swapped Brooklyn for Jersey after 8th grade. Didn't tell them about the concert, or that her birthday was in May.

English Peas Recipe - Paula Deen Add this classic side dish to the dinner table tonight. These sweet peas topped with melted butter will make a veggie-lover out of the most reluctant eater. Serve with your favorite meal.A classic dis...

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Another band "the youths" are REALLY into! But unlike with Deftones, the last time i saw them (with my teenage boys and their friends-- Weezer's their favorite band?), only about 50% of the crowd was under 21.

Hear it's the same with Limp Bizkit which definitely makes sense for this timeline.

Saw Deftones a few weeks ago and was the oldest person in the pit by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin. Like time travelling back to 1998. My 17 year old dresses exactly like me. Have no idea what the fuck is happening.

A woman speaks to former Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake.

A crowd of people

A woman dressed in white walks past a line of police officers.

Devin Allen said that Gray’s death and the Uprising that followed instilled in the people around him an increased resolution to change the world around them for the better. baltimorebeat.com/photostory-i...

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I love this fucking city. #Baltimore

Baltimore Beat is the newsroom of the future (and also this very moment)

Guys, if you love anything in the world, love it NOW. Go out and enjoy every fucking second of all of this while we still have it. Fight like hell to keep it as long as we can. Show up. Do the thing. Don't let yourself forget what we have to live for.